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Background Pony #058E
@Brony4Life
I would say I need to write a fanfic about this, but I don’t think I can top that.

[EDIT] Fuck it! I’ll still try!
Please do! And when you do, please post a link, because I definitely want to read it.
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Brony4Life
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Sparklecest Connoisseur
@Background Pony #058E
That last past legit killed me!


I would say I need to write a fanfic about this, but I don’t think I can top that.

[EDIT] Fuck it! I’ll still try!

Background Pony #058E
@Brony4Life
> have secret affair with sister
> have secret affair with mother
> schedule sister for Monday Wednesday Friday
> schedule mother for Tuesday Thursday Saturday
> Brilliant.jpg

They’ll never know about each other.

> TFW they are both feeling horny on Sunday
I find it very difficult to believe those two are all Shining has on his "to do" schedule.

"Shining Armor! You’re doing your sister too?!"
"Shiny? What’s going on?!"
"Look, there’s been a big misunderstanding here. If you’ll just let me expla—"
"Oh Shining, the babysitter’s he… Twilight? Velvet?"
"Oh hello Cadance. What, are Sundays your day?"
"What do you mean my day? Wait, Shining, are you doing both of them?!"
"Ok, I can figure this—"
"Dad, are you in here? It’s time to play with your—"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"… Heeey, Flurry. Um… can you give dad a min—"
"Sweet Celestia, Shining! Flurry too?!"
"Our daughter?! Wait, is that why you insisted she take cheerleading?!"
"It looked fun, mom! Besides, dad really likes watching me perform!"
"Wait, is that how you got those grass stains? I knew they weren’t all from from practice!"
"How would you know? You couldn’t even get in those positions!"
"OK! Everyone! I know this looks bad, but if you’ll all give me a minute to explain, I think you’ll find—"
"Who’s ready for boys night!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Dad, this is really not the time."
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Brony4Life
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Sparklecest Connoisseur
> have secret affair with sister
> have secret affair with mother
> schedule sister for Monday Wednesday Friday
> schedule mother for Tuesday Thursday Saturday
> Brilliant.jpg

They’ll never know about each other.

> TFW they are both feeling horny on Sunday
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