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Background Pony #9DE6
“Sure, we help you find a marefriend.”
 
“That’s certainly not me.”
 
“How about Treehunger?”
 
“As long as it isn’t me.”
 
“Or maybe Coco Pommel?”
 
“As long as it isn’t me.”
 
“Applejack?”
 
“As long as it isn’t me.”
 
“Oh, Spitfire has been looking for somepony?”
 
“As long as it isn’t me.”
 
“Hmm, Cheerilee?”
 
“As long as it isn’t me.”
 
“Maybe… even-
 
“As long as it isn’t me.”
 
“Rainbow Dash, do you have any more choices… I sort of ran out.”
 
“As long as it isn’t me.”
 
“Okay, then who else?”
 
“As long as it isn’t me.”
 
“I know, you just said that-

 
“As long as it isn’t me.”
 
“Yes, I see what you are saying-
 
“As long as it isn’t me.”
 
“I get that my brother not that appealing-

 
“As long as it isn’t me.”
 
“In fact, not even I would date him.”
 
“As long as it isn’t me.”
 
“Wait, are you saying I should-
 
“As long as it isn’t me.”
 
“But I don’t think it would be proper if I-

 
“As long as it isn’t me.”
 
“…Well if you say so-
 
“As long as it isn’t me.”
 
“Zephyr… would you consider me as your-

 
“As long as it isn’t me.”
 
“Yes, I get that Rainbow-
 
“As long as it isn’t me.”
 
“Listen, Rainbow-

 
“As long as it isn’t me.”
 
“BACK OFF RAINBOW!! HE’S MY MAN!!”
 
“As long as it isn’t me.”
 
“That is it, we’re leaving!”
 
“As long as it isn’t me.”
 
“Come on, Zephyr.”
 
“Fluttershy, I been trying to tell this whole time. I’m gay now.”
 
“As long as it isn’t me.”
 
“What…?”
 
“As long as it isn’t me.”
 
“Then how will I ever find a proper stallion to take care of me?!”
 
“As long as it isn’t me.”