@Podbeing  
XD

@Podbeing  
This, this needs to be a full blown comic or even be animated.

@Twilight_Shimmer  
I have this mental image of Cadance and/or Shiny badgering Chrysalis about laying another batch of eggs ASAP so they can try them out as omelets and Chryssie getting kind of skeeved out by the whole thing…

@Podbeing  
What would be super funny is despite how they look, that they tasted super goood

@Twilight_Shimmer  
Thankee sai :)

@Podbeing  
LOL well done!

@Iron Storm
 
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.

Chrysalis: “Look, it’s not like it’s fertilized, Shiny.”
 
Shiny: “But your unfertilized eggs grow into drones!”
 
Cadance: “You know, I really like Smurfberry Crunch…I think I have since I was a filly. Best cereal ever.”
 
Chrysalis: “And queens lay like 500 million of them in the average lifetime! If something didn’t happen to them, Equestria would be withers-deep in Changelings in a year. How do you think we normally deal with all the extras? Do you honestly think we have a funeral followed by a burial for each and every egg?”
 
Cadance: “…Aaaand you’re still going to have this conversation. Neat. It’s like I live in some sort of weird parallel universe now where up is down and black is white. Maybe Luna and Celestia have goatees in this one. Whatever. Okay.”
 
 
Shiny: “You mean…YOU EAT YOUR OWN EGGS???”
 
Cadance: “Maybe you should keep an open mind about this, Shiny. I mean, do we honestly need more Changelings roaming the landscape?”
 
Chrysalis: “Oh hush. Yes, Shiny, we eat them. Every chance we get. Or sell them. I mean, we don’t really need the nutrition much as adults but they’re good for growing hatchlings. Lots of vitamins and minerals. And they make our chitin shiny. Do you think my carapace is this glossy by accident?”
 
Cadance: “I thought you were just stealing my crown polish. I keep finding mine missing, along with my hoofbuffer and my Mane n’ Tail conditioner…”
 
Chrysalis: “Oh shut up and eat your Smarmberries.”
 
Cadance: “SMURFBERRIES!”
 
Chrysalis: “What’d I say?”
 
Shiny: “B-but…that’s CANNIBALISM! YOU’RE EATING YOUR OWN KIND!”
 
Chrysalis: “Well, if you’re going to get snippy about it…”
 
Shiny: “BUT THAT’S WRONG! JUST SO WRONG!”
 
Chrysalis: “Look, it’s not like they’re fully developed drones. We hardly ever eat those. They get a lot tougher when you let them get that far along. You have to slow-cook them and who has the time and patience for that? It’s an all day thing, we save that for special occasions…”
 
Shiny: Gagging Horse Noises
 
Cadance: “Oh, Jeez…just gimme that. Here.” [Shoves bowl of brightly colored cereal in front of Shiny while dragging his plate of fried changeling eggs to rest in front of her] “One of us has to put on the big mare pants and keep the Changeling population in check. Eat your cereal, Shiny.”
 
[Munching horse noises]
 
Cadance: [pausing in her munching with an uncertain look on her face] “You know, these taste good and it’s deeply disturbing to me.”
 
Chrysalis: “But I–I wanted SHINY to eat my eggs!!!”
 
Shiny: “Uh….do we have any Peanut Butter Crunch instead? I don’t like the Smurfberry one.”
 
Cadance: [low growling]
 
Shiny: [sweating] “H-hey, I just found out I like Smurfberry Crunch. Best cereal ever!”

@Autumn_Shy  
It’s a not a fetus if it was never fertilized

@Iron Storm  
At least there’s no artifical coloring involved…  
_{still wouldn’t partake of Changeling fetus consumption}

It’s still green. Usually a sign of spoilage.

who could say no to that adorable face. I sure couldnt

green egg with ham

@Background Pony #EDF7
 
Welp, that’s enough of this omelette.

@Background Pony #03A3  
Or you could just go on the pill?

I laughed WAY too much.

@Background Pony #EDF7
 
@Background Pony #03A3
 
 
+1

@Background Pony #EDF7
 
Besides if each period was considered a death, it would be crazy the methods one would have to go to avoid that. Each woman would have to get pregnant like 40 times in their entire life. And this is starting at a rather young age too…

@ma3a  
>was almost their children.
 
Eh, not really.
 
Its unfertilized, ergo it’s fine.
 
At the end of the day it’s protein. If human periods came out as solid eggs with shells, we’d probably eat those too.
 
Hell, people /do/ eat periods and incorporate the eggs into some recepies

@Background Pony #03A3  
so if you for some reason frick a minor(what kind of sick frick has sex with a minor?)

@ma3a  

 
 

@Background Pony #EDF7  
Because unlike ponies and changelings, ponies and chickens cant crossbreed so if you for some reason fuck a chicken(what kind of sick fuck has sex with a chicken?) There cant be any offspring… However with changelings they CAN breed with ponies(that would explain all the changeling OCs) plus shining armor personally knows (and most likely has sex with) the changeling that laid those eggs so he would have a personal attachment to her eggs in a way whereas you dont know personally the chicken that laid the eggs you eat so there is no attachment… So i see this pic as shining armor feeling a little sad that his 2nd wife cooked what was almost their children… Tbh it makes me a little sad too

@ma3a  
yet eating chicken periods is fine…?

@ma3a  
Ugh what no!

@ma3a  
That is a disturbing thought, although depending on whether equestrian civilians’s Morality is strong or twisted and rotting, like our civilization, they might not consider it murder