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Background Pony #1237
@penguincascadia  
Two simple alterations I could think of that could be made to the human body that would slightly improve a person’s quality of life would be to not have an appendix or wisdom teeth, as those are biological relics from humanity’s hunter-gatherer days, when our diets were almost entirely plant-based.
penguincascadia
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Social Security 2100
@Nightweaver20xx
 
The process of evolution basically only cares about immediate advantages since it’s not conscious like people or many animals are. See how badly wired some parts of the human body are, for example.
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

nobody's favorite
They were going to stage one, but somepony (*cough*Rarity*cough*) chickened out when she found out what she’d have to re-enact and saw the costumes.
 
Considering she’d probably have to make the costumes, I’m not sure I blame her. I don’t think it’d help her business for Photo Finish to walk in while she’s dressing a few dozen foals up as sperm.
Nightweaver20xx
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
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Evil
I find TJ’s depictions of “strangely specific denial” Fluttershy and “confident in her stupidity” Dash to be almost more accurate than the show’s.
darthsylar12
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
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Poor Rainbow Dash, I guess her parents told her it was stork…A normal afternoon at Flutterbutter’s animal prison sanctuary
 
Fluttershy: Hi Rainbow what brings you out today?
 
Rainbow Dash: Oh you know. I’m getting to an age and I need a baby.
 
Fluttershy: ???
 
Rainbow: Yeah and I saw you had some storks. picks up storks to look under them, opens their beaks. Hmmm, did I come at a wrong time? Must be. I’ll come back later, if any of these storks have a kid tell me and I’ll snatch it up. Dashes away
 
Fluttershy: Wut.
Alexander Cupo
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Apparently RD’s parents never had “that” conversation where their daughter.
 
And yes I can totally see rainbow saying something this stupid in canon.
Background Pony #B4AC
Sweetie Belle: “But Rarity, it’s a group costume. I was going to be the clitoris!”
Rarity: “That’s it! We’re going home!”
Sweetie: Aw, come on! This was going to be my big role. I even learned my song and everything: “I am the curious little clit; when my interest’s piqued, I peek out a bit. *Wink!* *Wink!*”
Rarity: Stop that at once; we’re in public!
Twilight: “Come on, Rarity, we need to do this for Rainbow Dash. The last time I asked her if she took protection with her on dates, she said yes and pulled out a baseball bat.”
 
Rarity: “Oh… fine. But I am not doing a song.”
 
Twilight: “That’s ok, we can move up the next number. Lesbians, that’s your cue!”
 
Lyra and Bon Bob: ♫♪ “Oh there’s one thing that’s sure to bring us, to your bed that’s cunnilin–” ♫♪
 
Rarity: “Sweetie Belle! Home! Now!”
JustTheBast
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
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Sweetie Belle: “But Rarity, it’s a group costume. I was going to be the clitoris!”
Rarity: “That’s it! We’re going home!”
 
Sweetie: Aw, come on! This was going to be my big role. I even learned my song and everything: “I am the curious little clit; when my interest’s piqued, I peek out a bit. *Wink!* *Wink!*”
 
Rarity: Stop that at once; we’re in public!
Background Pony #12A5
You’d think living in a nudist utopia would make ponies less likely to misunderstand anatomy.