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@Background Pony #4A1A  

@Background Pony #4A1A  
You Sure?

@Background Pony #8B7D  
Maybe is Popeye’s penis…

How / Why did one of Popeye’s forearms turn into a penis?

I finally realized what it was reminding me of.
 
 

@Background Pony #B71C  
lmao

What the fuck kind of freak-cock is that? And to answer people’s questions: yes, a penis that has a shaft that is any shape other than “cylinder” is uncommon. The last time I encountered a dick like that was in someone’s terrible self-insert fanfiction about how they fucked Sunset over Christmas (and made an entire christmas feast all by himself with no help because self-inserts are shitty) and got her pregnant, and it was blatantly obvious that the writer (I would never call him an author) was describing his own dick because of the extreme amount of detail put into the description.
 
That said, I really like the rest of the picture. Gilda’s body is A____ and those nipples look perfect for sucking on.

@Darth Sonic  
The real Gilda.

Wait… Who the FUCK is that in the television?!

Gotta do her just right… make her feel like she’s on Cloud 9.

Gilda has never looked better.

@alcesmire  
I wouldn’t be self conscious about it. Obviously it’s a common enough shape to have made the list.

@alcesmire  
Not complaining. Just commenting on.

@Jjrock  
What I mean is more or less a caricature of 5 in this list
 
Also, jfc why am I literally searching for penis shapes. Please send help.

@alcesmire  
It really is incredibly uncommon, in fact this might be the first time I’ve seen one like this though I might have forgotten any other times.  
Honestly I don’t mind it though, the thing about it is that the people who find it really weird are more likely to leave a comment about it.
 
I believe what most have a problem with is that having it like this makes it lose its recognizable pens like shape.  
Sort of like making a circular steak or a triangular ball.

@alcesmire  
I think that’s likely the problem, being exasperated makes it look off.

Everyone is complaining about the penis shape.  
Tfw it looks like an exaggeration/a caricature of what I have. :<
 
Is a thicker mid really that weird/uncommon?

@Background Pony #A70D  
Found the Ron White fan.

@Background Pony #1613  
Having a thick penis is one thing. I worry about how it tapers at the base.

Say what you will about the chungus chode, that thing would feel out of this world stretching out any holes you’re brave enough to let it into. I for one would welcome the opportunity to sit on that absolute unit!

@Background Pony #4A1A  
Hate to say it, but that dick is meant to be our proxy in this scene, and it’s a little distracting to see ‘our’ penis look so odd. Also…
 

Amazing Gilda here, but everyone only look at dicks.  
Guys i have bad news for you…

Okay, I think I see the problem. Artist, plump breasts, ass, and thighs, no problems. All good ideas. But no one wants to see a plump penis. It shouldn’t be curvy. Large, sure, long, absolutely. But not plump. Generally if you see a curve on a penis, it’s because it’s tilting upward, or to the left or right. This here, this looks like our proxy has a priapism and needs to see a doctor.