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Doctor: Alright it says here you were impregnated as part of an explicitly lewd trial by a monster before being imprisoned in limbo thousands of years ago and need a check-up.
Somnambula: …You don’t sound the least bit surprised.
Doctor: Half our staff are monsters and last year a mare was pregnant with a foal that was somehow half pony, half dress, and half nightmare No that’s not bad math either, she was like a venn diagram. What kind of monster impregnated you, may I ask?
Somnambula: …You don’t sound the least bit surprised.
Doctor: Half our staff are monsters and last year a mare was pregnant with a foal that was somehow half pony, half dress, and half nightmare No that’s not bad math either, she was like a venn diagram. What kind of monster impregnated you, may I ask?
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Better late than never :P
@EPPony
They’re probably used to it by now XD
@Dirty Bit
@Background Pony #96CD
She knows she’s not getting child support anytime soon XD
@soundtea
@EvilScotsman12
She’s pretty far along. They’re going to be pony-sized sphinxes; she’s just got a whole litter in there :D
@Blissey1
:D
@Background Pony #CC12
@Brony_Conundrum
Oops :P
@darknessRising24
Way ahead of you :P
your current filter.@OneSpooky
XD
@Damaged
:D
Badumsquiiiiiiiiish
She doesn’t have a belly button, Badumsquiiiiiiiish
The clock on the wall ticked. Somnambula could have been perfectly happy doing her favorite thing in the world—meditation—but the tick of the clock was like a hammer on the side of her head. It didn’t help that two of her kittens were tap-dancing on her bladder.
“Miss Somnambula?” a nurse called.
“That is me.” Somnambula started the slow process of getting to her hooves. Nopony should have a belly as big as hers was, it was impossible for a mare to even stretch this far. “Just a bit—” Leaning forward and flapping her wings a little, Somnambula gained her hooves and waddled after the nurse.
Everything about the pregnancy (today at least) was annoying. She felt like a hippo riding on stilts. She walked—well—Somnambula’s back end hadn’t swayed so much since she’d put on a show for Prince Hissan.
Memories of the prince from long ago warmed Somnabula and made her current condition more tolerable.
“Ah! You’re Miss Somnambula? What are you here for?” Dr. Horse asked a moment before he looked up. “Scratch that question. What’s the details?”
Enjoying the unique experience of a medical professional that listened instead of looked, Somnambula began describing her condition. “I have been in a magical sleep for a thousand years. When I woke my belly was flat, but it has quickly grown.”
“I see. Do you remember who the father might be?” The case wasn’t unique, despite what Dr. Horse might have wished. He remembered the brave young stallion he’d seen the day before with a siren egg growing inside him.
Somnambula was ready to reply when a flashback caught her up. Nights spent with Prince Hissan and the sphinx participating in the most outrageous of sexual games. She particularly liked being buried under a condom while the sphinx filled it. The purring presence of her old lover rumbled in the back of her mind. “Sphinx.”
Dr. Horse’s eyes widened. “Well, that explains the size. We’ll have to remove it before it grows too huge and—”
“You don’t understand. Sphinx physiology works different based on the mother’s species. A mare will bear kittens of pony size, who will later grow larger. Only a sphinx will bear full-sized young.” Somnambula knew this because her kittens’ father had told her. She remembered reclining against the sphinx after a game of fill-the-ponies when Star Swirl had come for her.
“So,” Dr. Horse said, dragging out the word to help him think of something to say. “What do you want me to do?”
“A bowl of milk and a ball of twine might be a start.”
“What?!” Dr. Horse jerked.
“That was a joke. My kittens should be coming within the week. I’d like you to ensure they’re all healthy.” Somnambula’s outlook on the day was reversed. She couldn’t get the rumbling sound of purring out of her head, or the smile off her face.
END NON-SLUTY TRANSMISSION
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You have, and I love it XD
Somnambula: kitty?
Doctor: The resident humnan, the one housing most of the monster ponies and object ponies here.
Sonambula: And that sphinx is with him!?
Doctor: Oh no they haven’t had a child yet now that I think about it there has been a lot of human monster people arou-
Somnambula: HELP ME WITH THIS LITTER SO I CAN GO SHAVE THAT DAM CAT!
I tried
your current filter.It was this big cat, she’s really tall, and is basically always grinning for some reason.
Yeah, saw that when I looked at the “prequel”. Explains just how active that Somnambelly is.
*kids
’Squish said elsewhere that the sphinx gets litters of kittens upon mares.
@soundtea
Lemme jsut fix that for ya
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Sorry, meant >>1924255
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Wrong image link
And does she accept soothing belly rubs?
Also seems Hisan’s kid from >>1924255 is gonna have a sibling soon!
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