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EMBER: No offense Thorax.
 
THORAX: Non taken, the show is called “Friendship is Magic” not “Lust is Magic”.
 
EMBER: Seriously, aside from Spike, have you ever seen another dragon in love with a different species?
 
THORAX: Well there is the Shrek movie series.
 
EMBER: That doesn’t count! I’m talking about this universe, the answer is zero, and I don’t know any creature that would try hitting on a dragon. It’s just beyond unnatural, disgusting and simply lust based, not logic based!
 
THORAX: Just curious so nopony thinks your a bigot, you are fine with others into that sorta thing right?
 
EMBER: Of course, If two males or two females want to be together, congrats you found true love, and if Spike does end up with a Pony, well, more power to him, I’m not an authoritarian, but I have my own standards, I’m a traditionalist, I ONLY WANT A DRAGON MATE!
 
THORAX: I understand, as long as you’re okay with others doing it, they have no right to force you to be into it, that would be fascism. And really, I don’t blame you, I saw your dad, do all adult dragons grow that big?
 
EMBER: If we’re on a good diet yes, if not then adults end up like Sludge.
 
THORAX: That explains a lot.
 
EMBER: Seriously, I’m going to be a giant one day, I need a male dragon who can handle me, Ponies and other creatures would be crushed or swallowed by the sheer size of our…..well.
 
THORAX: Blushes Okay, I get the point.

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Background Pony #2083
I like how she says a dragon mating with another species is unnatural and gross and yet she says shes fine with spike banging a pony anyway lol XD
Background Pony #2067
This is Spikeabuse? Okay, that settles it, There is no such thing, just over emotional “fans” who hate it when their favorite characters get “hurt”, I use that term very loosely, cause they do not exist.
PLEASE DONT RUIN MY FANTASY/WISH OF UNIVERSE HOPPING
 
I’m not the only person sick of this universe! Horray!!!!!!!  
I’m not alone!!!  
Erm. Sorry! Very happy. So anyone figured out the formula yet?
Background Pony #DDD6
This is Spikeabuse? Okay, that settles it, There is no such thing, just over emotional “fans” who hate it when their favorite characters get “hurt”, I use that term very loosely, cause they do not exist.
 
PLEASE DONT RUIN MY FANTASY/WISH OF UNIVERSE HOPPING
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OH GOD PLEASE NO, STOP REFORMING VILLIANS!! EVERY REFORMING ENDS COMPLETELY RUINING EVERY CHARTACTER
 
Instead, make neutral characters or heros snap and become a villian, that would be more interesting.
Background Pony #08E7
EMBER: Seriously, I’m going to be a giant one day, I need a male dragon who can handle me, Ponies and other creatures would be crushed or swallowed by the sheer size of our…..well.
 
This alone destroys the idea shipping dragons with other creatures.
 
Good for you Ember, I find it funny how people are throwing a fit at this,
 
Ember: No offense.
 
Everyshipper: Yet, I’m offended.
 
Ember: Well too bad!!
Background Pony #77C0
This is Spikeabuse? Okay, that settles it, There is no such thing, just over emotional “fans” who hate it when their favorite characters get “hurt”, I use that term very loosely, cause they do not exist.
Background Pony #77C0
@Background Pony #B6A4  
And I think that’s it. Interspecies is just, gross. I think the only reason Spike has a crush on Rarity is, well you can thank his upbringing and being raised by Twilight, oh and the fact that Rarity is materialistic(A dragon quality) that is most likely what makes her attractive to him.
 
He needs to meet more dragon females.
 
And if he stopped and thought for a moment, he would realize a romantic relationship with a pony is not gonna happen, nor would it work
 
-Dragon size  
-Dragons can live for more than a thousand years, by the time Rarity is 100(assuming she lives that long) she will be way too old and die, it’s, just an unhealthy way to live.  
-Anatomy is too different  
-It would be Impossible to mate.(Dragons grow into leviathans)
 
 
What Spike needs to do, is give up on Rarity(unless he already has but only does these things for her because he genuinely cares for her and loves her despite knowing she won’t return those feelings) and find a fine dragon girl who will treat him as an equal and be his yang to his yin(maybe Smolder, so far the only non-creepy Spike couple)
Background Pony #77C0
@genervt  
Oh also, she is not expected to have kids at all.
 
Inane person: But she needs to have heirs!!
 
Uhh, no, she does not. Dragon Law forbids that(otherwise Torch would still be in power)
 
She should focus on her people.
 
Ember The Great/Progressive, that’s how I’d like to see her end.
 
 
Also gotta give it to dragons, they found a way to keep unworthy dynasties from happening.
Background Pony #77C0
@genervt  
You give these writers too much credit. Personally I agree that Garble is a terrible character and would love to see him end up in Tartarus for the rest of his worthless life.
 
But as for Ember, I kinda feel she’s gonna be the badass “Elizabeth The Virgin”. Ember does not need a “king”, she is Lord after all(Lady is an inferior title, so makes since she kept Lord.
 
If Celestia and Luna never got married or had goals of their own, why should someone as badass as Ember be reduced to somecreatures trophy.
 
 
Again, I agree that the Garble hook up will never hapoen(unless the writers are that brain dead) but I also understand some merits of this, I mean Ember is like 17 and Spike’s..what 12/13(do yeah, that’s kinda pedo)
 
As for Thorax, why? I don’t know, it just seems impossible, what would be the point?
 
Ember has become kinda of fav of mone(kinda like how you like Dusty) so yeah, I’m all for her remaining single, being the powerful badass Dragon Lord and telling off anycreature who deserves it.
 
Some idiots want her to visit Seaquestria…no if that coward Nova wants to negotiate, then come to the Dragonlands.
 
 
Plus again, Ember would crush Thorax’s(whatever insects have for sexual organs) in one thrust :D
 
Emberax: Hell no!  
Garber: Infinity Times no!
 
 
Ember deserves true reverence and pride, not become some joke, pet, trophy wife for some creature.
 
 
I’m pretty sure non of that will happen now though, one of the good things I like about Season 9 ending is that those moronic writers won’t have a chance to mess up her character, or make her some trophy.
 
 
This is why I find EG so offensive.
 
 
Phew, man, that felt good.
Background Pony #77C0
@genervt  
Uhhh, did you even read it? Ember is not into kids, basically she’s saying she’s not a pedo.
 
As for Thorax. Again, I don’t blame the OP, Ember is going to be a giant one day, unless Thorax just changes his species forever, I don’t see them in a romantic relationship. Plus, they are better as friends.
Background Pony #15EC
Yeah but spike is at least a good person. Garble will never be redeemed because he’ll be an asshole forever, AND SPIKE DESERVES LOVE OK HE’S A SWEET PRECIOUS BOY WHO DOESN’T DESERVE THIS SHIT.