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redweasel
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@Dsiak
 
older women having babies shifts that curve to the right, over many generations, increasing the human lifespan.
 
rar’s still got a 63% chance, she just needs a few extra rounds.
 
@raakamagna
 
redweasel
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@raakamagna
 
I don’t know you honestly, but I think she’s fortunate that someone loves her, and y’ know… has that thing between his legs that a girl can’t acquire alone. you’re probably much more on top of that, but at least those things are certainly fortunate for her. better than anything I’ve got going for me…
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@redweasel  
They would run out of able time, its not only [harder for older woman to get pregnant when they age](https://www.yourfertility.org.au/everyone/age) theres also the menopause factor. I wouldnt count with pregnancy nearing the 40.
 
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Older woman are just not the place you go for babies.
redweasel
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Fuzzbutt
@Dsiak
 
think longer term than that. if older women have children, then women who live longer will have more children on average. this puts a selection pressure on women to live longer, and that’s likely to make women and men live longer. unless you’re an anglerfish.
 
@raakamagna
 
I can’t blame you personally, but I hope you realize that not everyone’s as lucky as you, or her.
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@redweasel  
I prefer going for instinct because I am in love with someone younger than I and because I live happier following my instinct and I have no need to break any law to do so.
 
I follow my nature and enjoy it. Of course I got nothing against going for someone fertile, but women older than I… Are no longer fertile.
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@Minus
 
it’s instinct, which sucks, and also smug thots who exploit that instinct to make the problem unnaturally worse, then tell us it’s natural therefore it’s good.
 
personally I love people going against instinct b/c having kids with older women makes our species evolve to live longer. t’ain’t easy though.
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@Minus  
The difference is instinct. Women tend to be attracted to men who can support and protect them and their children, ie men who are stable and have their lives figured out. These men tend to be older. Men tend to be attracted to women who can produce healthy children, ie women who are healthy themselves. These women tend to be younger. It’s just natural, nothing to be upset about.
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@SorryNeverSorry  
That’s pretty depressing to hear. And maybe I sound naieve, but I am surprised it works out fine for men but not women. What’s the differing factor?
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Thirty and still single, huh Rarity? Well, that’s what happens when a woman devoted all her time to her career.  
Hope you like your cat.
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@Background Pony #A617  
Nice observation, also recall that in the Mane Attraction Applejack wrote to Rara and told her about Applebloom after the events of Friendship Camp. Since the two were friends for just a short while Applejack couldn’t have been much older when she wrote to Rara (and Applejack just barely got her cutie mark in the Friendship Camp timeline).
 
Add that in the cutiemark flashback ep. Applejack said she was younger than the CMC when she got her cutiemark; none of this is said for the other mane 6; so Applejack could be on the younger end of the group.
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>she comes back with candy cigarettes and berry juice  
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