It’s Nerd Love!

And then they break-up two weeks later.

@lasty  
She seemed pretty into it by the end. I mean, pretty sure they’re a couple now.
 
I think her review would read more like this:
 
“Positives: That place landed me a boyfriend! Negatives: The food took FOREVER to arrive due to the wait staff interfering in everyones social lives.”

Alizary? Celerin? Bubblestalk? Celegum?

The next day on Yelp:
 
The Half-A-Car-In-the-Wall-50’s-Type-Nostalgia-For-A-Generation-and-A-Half-Ago Diner  
Ali B.  
Canterlot, ??  
7 friends
 
Certainly an…interesting place. The wait staff stops service about once every 45 seconds to dance, the kitchen made  
more orders than there were people there, the ice cream exploded (no, really!) and the youngest waitress absolutely refused to let me just read my book. Also, I’m pretty sure she stole flowers from an elderly couple. Can’t really comment on the food, since I never got any. Come to think of it, I don’t think anyone ever took my order.
 
Worst of all, that weird waitress just started…shipping me and another customer. Neither of us knows her, she just decided we belonged together. Because we were both by ourselves. I guess she has some sort of problem with people just sitting there reading a book. My mistake. I guess the guy she shipped me with was nice, but it was still uber-intrusive. And those weird, heart-shaped glares she gave us were just unnerving.
 
Good jukebox.  
**
 
 
Celery S.  
Canterlot, ??  
3 friends
 
The Half-A-Car-In-the-Wall-50’s-Type-Nostalgia-For-A-Generation-and-A-Half-Ago Diner  
Got super-laid!