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I’ve felt like shit this week so I do what I love most, draw candy horses in ridiculous situations and ships (TvT)b  
Remember that my universe has many polyships. Here are the two with whom I started this madness.  
And as I love giving my weird-ass explanations of everything I do, here I go:
 
Flash/Twi/Tempest
 
You can read the story of how Tempest came to this at the beginning here: www.deviantart.com/miyathegold…
 
Tempest hid well her romantic feelings towards Twilight but she was not very discreet in her dislike of Flash. What did she see this dork? What did he have that she didnt have? And after spending time with the dork, she began to realize what Twiligth saw in him.  
AND SHE HATE IT! The proud unicorn would never admit that the pegasus has good qualities. She kept denying that she found the boy … charming. No, her feelings were for Twi and only for Twi.
 
Twilight on the other hand was very aware of the situation, she trust on both but the insistence of Tempest of touching her husband excessively made her a little … mad. But were she jealous of Tempest or Flash? Mhhhhhh.
 
And Flash… he is not aware of anything .-.
 
Here Flash and Twi healed Tempest’s wounds after a fight in the castle against some wild creatures, Ehm Tempest when you hate someone you usually dont say the good things about that someone, oh geezzz honey keep it together, nobody is gonna buy you tsudere crap. Also Twilight is ready to fight bitch, unhoof her babe!
 
 
Rainbow/Soarin/Quibble  
Ok This one is :iconbaylard: and :icondunefilly: fault. These two continued to make the most adorable QuibbleDash art i ever seen, and I cant resist. But as I love the two ships I put them together, and I started thinking about the interactions of the two boys and Ohhhhhhhhh I loved. Also Quibbles mane is inspired by the design of Baylard I love sideburns. And Baylard, dear… I TOLD YOU I WOULD DO IT! NOTHING STOPS MY INSANE SHIPPER MIND!
 
Ok here is the thing, Dash and Soarin started something like friends with benefits many benefits. But then they started an open relationship, they loved each other very much but they didt mind a fling or two, they are very sincere with each other. How Quible enters all this you ask? Well when they were at the beginning of their relationship, Dash met her old friend and they decided to try to leave once in a while, she was totally honest with Quibble and told him about his thing with Soarin and he just ok it’s cool.  
Until Rainbow introduced the two boys, she had previously spoken to Soarin about Quibble and viseversa. But Soarin maybe didnt make the best first impression, I mean anyone will feel uncomfortable with a dirty sexual pun and shameless flirt within 5 seconds of getting to know each other. The truth Soarin is very open about his sexuality (a very proud bisexual) and sometimes tends to be a little … well… he tends to be the stereotype bisexual. Not that bothers him , he just takes things as they come, that’s all. He likes sex and is not a crime. And while it’s all consensual, with respect, and both parts understand that it’s just a one night thing or casual sex, well its Ok.
 
Quibble doesnt know how to feel about it, and for the most part he only responds with sarcastic comments to the pegasus and this responds with more flirting and sassy remarks. Dash on the other hand finds the situation hilarious and convenient especially for her, I mean she loves these two assholes, but she knows they need time to accept these new feelings especially Quibble.
 
Poor dude he is stuck with two attractive but shameless birds, this is scary but also really hot, and he cant escape. Because they would chase him anyway, both are athletes.

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Joseph Raszagal
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Emily Brickenbrackle III
@mjangelvortex  
“And now he’s picking up litter in the street! I threw that empty Starbucks cup there for a reason, dammit! Who does he think he is, being such a kind and considerate citizen?! I’ll bet he calls his mother regularly, just to see if she’s doing alright! Hate! Hate! HAAAAAAAAATE!
 
[Meanwhile, in Flash’s mind]
 
“I should call Mom today.”
Joseph Raszagal
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Emily Brickenbrackle III
@DexIsABrony  
“Look at him getting that little colt’s kite out of a tree for him! I hate him so much! Gah, now he’s telling him to ask for help if it happens again, because climbing trees is dangerous!”
Joseph Raszagal
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Emily Brickenbrackle III
@mjangelvortex  
There’s also something about Flash being the most innocent and precious thing on the planet (as depicted here) that makes me laugh, especially considering the whole host of “waifu thief” memes.
 
All that’s really missing in Tempest’s inner monologue is how much she hates the fact that he donates money to orphans in need and spends most of his spare time playing with kittens and puppies at the local animal hospital xD .
 
“Ugh, who does he think he is, assisting that elderly mare across the street?! I hate him!”