Literally me but with extra steps of autism

@Jokaro  
Um… I meant the design given to the man.

@demonic111  
I know right, her legs have holes.

Ok… That’s just creepy.

That love probably tastes like grease, rotting doritos and mountain dew, and dried semen.

@Background Pony #0680  
By avoiding wood and timber derivatives and all other inflammables we have almost totally removed the risk of….  
 
Frankly, I think the central pillar may need strengthening.

@TheShadowscale  
y-yeah, satire. ha h-ha.  

@OliveBomb  
It’s called satire man. Nothing wrong with poking a little fun at ourselves.

I look nothing like this. All the sexy male model bronies should selfie with their pony plushie. Tired of this lard-o-doodle stereotype.

Gonna be honest here, appearance-wise that guy’s body weight is the worst part about him. The rest could be fixed with some manscaping and a change of clothes into something that actually fits. The rest depends on personality.

I really want that plush he has

jesus fucking christ

i feel personally attacked

Chrysalis: Wh….what is this CREATURE!? and WHy he got a plushie of one the Friends of Princess Twilight!?! what the name?  
ah Rarity! i feel his love’s but is be disgutedly fat! ehhh! what?! a other creature!? wait? he not fat?  
Me: oH is miss Ex-Queen!  
Chrysalis: WHAT!? i am the Queen of the changeling!  
Me: No! a queen got subject! and you got nothing! i know is all the fault of starlight glimmer! but is more your fault! why? for rule as a tyrent! if you a rule as the same way as celestia, no changeling will betraded you! but in reality is you betraded them! the way you ruling! you thinking is the right way, yes is working for long time but you try kill every changeling want true freedon and love and friends and refuse to obey you! is your fault you lost everything! but for everthing you a done! the changeling be try to forget you! if you take the chance starlight give you! you will not run away like a stupid crimenal! and dont thing use your magic on me! is will not work! why? i wear a anti-magic gem with me and protect all aroud me, like a aura! and what creature we are? we call us…human! some human are worst then eny monster you can think! some are friendly like twilight and her friends! and some are dont care a thing! but the one a see is brony!  
Chrysalis: and what is a Brony?  
Me: a brony is a human who is a of My little pony Friendship is magic! or MLP FIM for short! you see, a groupe of human by call as hasbro a use thier tecnology to see the past of equestria to make a tv show for little girls and the show be soo succeedful and not only little girls 3 to 9 love the show but adult too! oh and female human who are brony call them self pegasus-sister! weid eh? discord a fond it out and dont care and he never tell eny pony of this! only pinkie know! oh and this brony you a see? is one the worst! the worst brony type is THE BRONY STEREOTYPY! those are fat and mose of them never clean thier self!  
Chrysalis: Graeh!? no wander i feel so disgusted! is not only is love who disgust me but his body too! tell?  
Me: you know? some are your fan! for some dont care you are bad guy! those fan love your look!  
Chrysalis: so? those my fan?  
Me: yeah! on the network! many a create a version of them self as pony or eny creature of equestria! but the fandom dont good and bad side! and many make art and story! your fan a make a lot art of you! see!  
Chrysalis: Ooh! my beautiful! oh!? this one i look so evil! hehehe! oh? what this? why i see my?!  
Me: Oh? Oups! sorry..is mosss this moron i who mess with my stuff! well what you see is the porn stuff! many make thos and other look of it! i am a brony but i hate the brony call hater! and i not look for pony porn but thier human version the fan a make! oh! some a make you as human! here!  
Chrysalis: OH? my i look so a bad girl! hehehe!  
Me: well, some fan so many shit on net to make other mad! a unknow number be call the hater and a unknow number be call the troller! the hater put all their hate on something or someone! and you dont want see this! and the troller? think of discord but be a unknow number of them but with no magic make fun of other and make joke!  
Chrysalis: Gayeah?! thanks of you i think i my nightmare for to night! but the brony make love right?  
Me: yes but i will be impossible for you to go in the human world were the brony come from! oh? if discord who set this brony alter you! dont worry! i already take me back to his home and make sure he dont remenber to meat you! bye…oh? i forget! you too will forget to see him!  
Chrysalis: thanks! i dont want remenber this..Greeeeeh!(she make disgusted face)  
Me: oh but you will forget everything we talking of!  
Chrysalis: Wha…………………..!  
Me: sorry but is for your own good and everypony! now i will talk to discord for this mess!  
1 houre later.  
Chrysalis: what?! why i got the feeling i forget of something? and i feel disgusted too? but i dont remenber!…is mose not importent! but my revenge on you starlight is importent!  
far in the shadow.  
Me: as fan of MlP and one the Fan of Princess Twilight, i will make sure nothing will destroy this world! and chrysalis i hope for you , you will make the right desicetion with you final battle and your next lost! i hope you will not go to the same place of tirek! for the sake of your fan! and i hope your reform will be beautiful and you become a kind queen the changeling a truely need!

@DankFlank  
Any possibility that we could get a solo of Chrysalis here? That little hop-looking pose is adorable.

@evan555alpha  

 
I’m late, but I made it! :p

O come on - surely our favourite Bugbutt could easily outpace a fat Anon?

oof

@Background Pony #CE77  
Probably the same but I’d try to none the less. But I wouldn’t go about it that way.

It eats away at the soul.

Welp, I don’t look like that guy, but I’m absolutely certain that’s what Chryss’ reaction to me would be.  
Why live?

stick with him, chryssy, and soon you’ll be as fat as he is!

LMAO. way too close to home

@dsagent  
Hello Egoraptor !

Shit. Minus the hat and gut size, this picture would probably be me.