Spike: don’t you think it’s a little weird that instead of trying to get sugar belle back he just asked you to make the skeleton pony on the poster real?
Discord: eh, whatever makes him happy, besides, it gave me an idea snaps his fingers teleporting them to a new shop
In this shop there are posters everywhere each with an ideal looking pony on them
Discord: now anyone can my themselves a date for 99.99, what do you think
Spike: I think you need an intervention
Discord: you sound just like fluttershy
Spike: speaking of flutter shy, those posters look a lot like her points at a set of flutter shy posters
Discord: panicked no they don’t! blocks spike’s view with his body now what were you saying?
@Otterhand
Or a buffalo bill pickup line.
Also since pyramid head has a manniquin fetish another pickup line could be “that’s some smooth plastic you got there”
Discord: eh, whatever makes him happy, besides, it gave me an idea snaps his fingers teleporting them to a new shop
In this shop there are posters everywhere each with an ideal looking pony on them
Discord: now anyone can my themselves a date for 99.99, what do you think
Spike: I think you need an intervention
Discord: you sound just like fluttershy
Spike: speaking of flutter shy, those posters look a lot like her points at a set of flutter shy posters
Discord: panicked no they don’t! blocks spike’s view with his body now what were you saying?
Edited
Or a buffalo bill pickup line.
Also since pyramid head has a manniquin fetish another pickup line could be “that’s some smooth plastic you got there”
That sounds like a Pyramid Head pick up line…
Hey baby let’s see you take that skin off~
Hey cutie that’s nice looking skin on you, know where it would look better? on the floOKAY THIS IS GOING A WEIRD DIRECTION!
You don’t like meat on them bones?
I kinda like the cute li’l fang.