Feather: “So…why are we going to Firework’s again?”
 
Storm: “His parents aren’t home, sis! We’re just gonna have a little fun!”
 
Feather: “Fun, huh? Safe fun?”
 
Storm: “Yeah, yeah, he said it’d all be clean. That’s why he invited you too.”
 
Feather: “Hmm…”
 
Storm: knocks on Firework’s door
 
(The door opens to reveal Firework and his friend, Hawk Eye)
 
Firework: “Whassup? You ready for tonight’s banger?”
 
Storm: “Hay yeah! But you didn’t tell me we were having more ponies over.”
 
Firework: “Oh yeah! This is Hawk Eye, my homie.”
 
Hawk: drapes himself over Firework “Ladies~”
 
Firework: “I figured there wasn’t enough of me to go around for both of you. Come in for some big fun!”
 
Feather: leans in to Storm “You didn’t tell me he was having a house party!”
 
Storm: “He never said he was having a house party! Trust me, it’ll be fine!”
 

 
Hawk: “Heyyy, Fieldgoal.”
 
Feather: “Ew! You have a left hoof. Use it.”
 
Firework: “Hey! Don’t talk mean like that!”
 
Hawk: “Yeah, you’ll hurt their feelings!”
 
[HAWK]  
You make my balls so blue
 
[FIREWORK]  
You hurt them badly
 
[HAWK]  
You make my balls so blue
 
[FIREWORK]  
They’re hangin’ sadly
 
Feather: “What?“
 
[HAWK]  
What did they do to you  
That you hate them so?
 
[FIREWORK]  
Don’t run from me  
They’re all beat up
 
[FIREWORK & HAWK]  
Like a tackling dummy!
 
[FIREWORK]  
They long for your embrace!
 
[HAWK]  
They’re warm like mittens!
 
[FIREWORK]  
They’ll curl up on your face
 
[HAWK]  
And purr like kittens!
 
[FIREWORK]  
You make my balls so blue!
 
[FIREWORK & HAWK]  
Just look at them glow…
 
[HAWK]  
They’re beggin’ you!
 
[FIREWORK & HAWK]  
Don’t make my balls so blue
 
Feather: “Sis…are they drinking?”
 
Storm: “Yep.”
 
Feather: “Oh no, oh no no no!”
 
[FIREWORK]  
You make my balls so blue  
So please say hello!
 
[HAWK]  
Hold ‘em!
 
[FIREWORK]  
Enfold ‘em
 
[FIREWORK & HAWK]  
And never let go!
 
[FIREWORK]  
You never seemed very flirty
 
[HAWK]  
But they knew you’re dirty
 
Feather: “Actually-“
 
[FIREWORK]  
You’ve set them on fire
 
[FIREWORK & HAWK]  
Whatever you require they’ll do!  
So take ‘em home to meet your parents!
 
Storm: “Wait-“
 
[HAWK]  
They’ll wear a suit and tie
 
[FIREWORK]  
And a fancy collar!
 
[HAWK]  
They’ll sing a lullaby:
 
[FIREWORK & HAWK]  
La la la la la!
 
[FIREWORK]  
Please make these balls not blue
 
[HAWK]  
Just for a while!
 
[FIREWORK]  
Can’t wait till later
 
[HAWK]  
My flanks are rubbin’
 
[FIREWORK]  
Like a hot cheese grater!
 
Feather: “Gross! You guys are underage!”
 
Firework: “Yeah?” hic “So?”
 
Feather: “Sis, we gotta go.”
 
Storm: “Yeah-“
 
[HAWK]  
No wait! They will protect you
 
[FIREWORK]  
Defend you
 
[HAWK]  
Respect you
 
[FIREORK]  
Befriend you
 
[HAWK]  
Like Whinny-the-Pooh!
 
Feather: “Whinny-the-who?”
 
[FIREWORK]  
Baby, baby, baby, they’re so blue!
 
[HAWK]  
My balls will work for you
 
[FIREWORK & HAWK]  
They will obey ya!
 
[HAWK]  
They really need rescue!
 
[FIREWORK]  
Like Princess Luna!
 
[FIREWORK & HAWK]  
Baby, you’ve gots to come through
 
[FIREWORK]  
Teach them to smile!
 
[HAWK]  
You got no clue how much  
These two
 
[FIREWORK & HAWK]  
Depend on you  
Please help them through!  
My balls are in your court!
 
Storm: “Urgh…Sis, I think I’m gonna be sick.”
 
Feather: “Again? I thought you were all better. Have you been drinking too?”
 
Storm: “No! I can’t take any more of these blue balls!”
 
Feather: “Let’s go while they’re distracted with each other.”
 
(The sisters fly out the door unnoticed as Hawk and Firework finish their song and pass out)
 
Feather: “We are NEVER going to Firework’s house parties again.”