I have Derpy’s condition. My eyes look relatively straight due to surgery (a huge mistake that you should NEVER do - it’s fully cosmetic in nature, despite what some optometrists claim), but I have about as much binocular vision as Derpy does (that is, none).
 
I also have manual control of which eye I want to use at a given time, and my other one gets relegated into peripheral vision, so there’s that.
 
 
So basically, I never got 3-D glasses at all. Except for this one version I saw one time in Disney World that managed to make a 3-D effect with only one eye required. That was a freaking surreal experience, since I don’t even see the normal world in 3-D…

Just wait til people want you to look at “magic” pictures.

Me neither, Derps

It´s ok, Derpy.

We never did since the 80’s.

3D is probably a downgrade from her normal perception lol

Bender: Then I guess you shoulda had normal eyes!

Can confirm, the goggles do nothing.

It’s funnier in 2D.

However, she absolutely ROCKS at MagicEye posters.
 

 
Oh hey, a schooner!

Don’t worry Derpy, you don’t have to get it.