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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

It won't be okay
@Background Pony #5ACD
(human) Flash: Frankly, no. It's an embarrassing reminder that my entire romantic history so far has been rejection by ponies. Do you know how weird it is for someone my age to have to end talking about his love-life with "…luckily, I'm still a virgin"? "Luckily, they decided being with me wasn't for them before we ever had sex". I've said that to people! And ever since everyone at CHS found out about you and Sunset, I can't go one costume party or Halloween without every pantomime horse in the vicinity rubbing on me and asking if I wanted to "da-a-a-ate" them. It doesn't convey in text, but they neighed 'date'. Or less TV-Y words. And don't even ask what they do when there's a farm or race-track within view! That's my life, Twilight. That's my high school life. this isn't how this should be going… I'm in a band! Girls should be nuzzling me for dates without it being a joke! this is gonna haunt me for life, i know it…
Twilight: …I just meant if you thought the socks worked well with my coloring.
Flash: Oh. Yeah, they do.

Twilight: What's a "virgin"?