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One of many changelings who escaped the Crayolaing. Runs a bar in the Everfree Forest. Talks way too much about pointless things all the time, takes nothing seriously, gives lots of credit, is popular with the patrons.
 
Frequent patrons of Prattle’s bar: GMHAA, Report, that woman who’s probably royalty but nobody’s willing to ask, Alan Titchmarsh, that crazy creature that thinks he’s an alien who crashed his ship on Equestria, Twilight Sparkle, Maredusa and Sideblinder, various monsters, Queen Chrysalis (She turns a blind eye to his defection because he offers liquor), Berry Punch, the chimera, that one bug that looks like a croissant that you can freeze and use as a platform, occasional royal guards, the one clone who survived, Ninia, Mayor Mare, Derpibooru Moderators, Limestone Pie, Fake Twilight, Tympanum, Me :D

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Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi Supporter
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!

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@Background Pony #D5EB  
The main characters really don’t seem nearly as forgiving as they’re cracked up to be. They only seem to want to forgive someone if they have some kind of self-serving ulterior motive to it. It’s not like that isn’t totally fair, like they don’t owe these folks anything, really the only reason it seems hypocritical is they preach the power of friendship so much and like expect other people to forgive them or their friends. It’s like how preaching non-violence would sound bad coming from someone who ran around beating people up :P
Background Pony #D1CA
@Badumsquish  
And conversely, there’re some characters whose transgressions were relatively minor, but they were never forgiven. Like, the most common example is Suri Polomare, who just tried to steal a dress from Rarity, but she ended up with her career in ruins for it, and then never showed up again.
Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi Supporter
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!

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@mjangelvortex  
To me there’s no correlation between the two. Just because someone is redeemable doesn’t mean they deserve it, and just because they deserve a shot at it doesn’t mean they can be redeemed, even if they want to be. I just find what Cozy did to be far more deserving of a shot at it than a LOT of the redeemed characters after some of the stunts they pulled (like Discord in the finale, who got off scot-free) :P
Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi Supporter
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!

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@Background Pony #E30D  
Ironically I don’t think any of the three main villains in the final season were irredeemable, but I certainly don’t think Chrysalis or Tirek deserved forgiveness or the chance at changing either. Cozy Glow’s the only one who deserved a genuine shot at it, if only because she hadn’t done nearly as much wrong as other villains who were forgiven and, eager to do it or not, you could argue she was forced into it once busted out by Grogar :P
Background Pony #1DC7
[Dwight Yoakam’s ‘Guitars, Cadillacs’ playing]
 
Prattle: sees the Terminator walking into the biker bar “Oh hi there, mister! What can I get you?”
 
Terminator: ignoring Prattle and facing the toughest biker in the building “I need your clothes, your boots, your cutie mark and your motorcycle.”
 
All the bikers (and Prattle) laugh at what the Terminator said
 
Tough Biker: “Hey look, buddy. You forgot to say “please”.” pokes the Terminator’s chest with his cigar
 
Terminator: reaches out to grab the biker’s hoof
 
2 minutes later
 
[George Thorogood and the Destroyers’ ‘Bad to the Bone’ plays]
 
Terminator: marches outside dressed in the defeated biker’s clothes and cutie mark and gets on his motorcycle
 
Biker Boss: comes outside and aims a pump action shotgun at the Terminator “Can’t let you take a stallion’s wheels, son! Now get off or I have to put you down!”
 
Terminator: gets off the bike and walks towards the boss
 
Biker Boss: “That’s it, Celestia damn it.”
 
Terminator: swipes the shotgun out of the Biker Boss’s hooves then takes a pair of sunglasses out of his shirt pocket, puts them on his eyes, walks back to his bike and rides off into the night
belmontzar
Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

This bug needs more art too! bartender bug!
 
I tried to rp that for a while actually, she was alot of fun to play, being a changling who worked to serve any and all of her customers. During the rp vampires, demons, even a zompony arrived XD Gad that was fun!  
Then she became a full time Medic cause reasons.  
Her name was First aid, she was a kinda comical take on the ‘first one to help with problems’ archetype some bartenders have, only she had real medical training and ended up working at the hospital. I need to get her behind the bar again, that was so much fun.