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Twilight: “Is that why your snoring sounds like whinnying?”
Rarity: “I was wondering about that too, darling. It made getting to sleep at Pinkie’s last slumber party quite challenging.”
AJ: “Not to mention the grass eatin’. You do realize we spray pesticides at the farm, right?”
Sunset: “It accentuates the flavor!”
I was thinking of that exact series of images when I typed that out xD . Nice catch, yo.
“I have crazy horse organs! Horgans even!”
Twilight: “Are you cooking… with hay?”
Sunset: “I’m a weird horse woman, stop judging me!”
In my head canon if that were to happen, Twilight would always be nagging at everything that Sunset does. XD
Twilight: “Not if I have anything to say about it.”
Edited because: Reasons unknown
It should also be noted that Sunset Shimmer currently lives alone.
Sunset: “Neither have you! We’re teenagers, Twilight! My alarm clock is still set to ‘Allstar’ by Smashmouth!”
Rainbow: “As long as you enjoy it ironically, that’s not so ba~
Sunset: “I LOVE THAT SONG!”
[Audience gasp]
Sci-Twi: * cries * “…But you haven’t yet reached your full academic potential!”
Sunset: “I invested thousands of dollars in those bikes and guitars and I’m damn well going to get some good use out of them!”
Sci-Twi: * obsessively packs school books and study materials * “Yes I only need to convince her the value of education and her potential will not go to waste! Instead of wasting her time on motocross and rock and roll, I can convince her to devote her heart and soul to science!”
Rarity: “Darling, are you or are you not romantically attracted to her? It’s getting harder and harder for me to tell.”
Twi: “Curse you Sunset Shimmer and your unfairly well toned legs! I will help you do your homework yet!”
Twi: * begins to formulate a plan *
Twi: “but how to get her to invite me into her bedroom…”
Sunset atop building: “Ha!”
Twilight: “WHY WON’T YOU LET ME LOVE YOU?!”
Rainbow: “I’ll be right back, I’m gonna make popcorn and get us all some lawnchairs.”
Edited because: Because
Sci Twi can’t teleport xD .
Twi: * Teleportation Intensifies *
Rainbow: “Leg Day’s important, Twi, but it’s Cardio Day that keeps you from running out of breath. Now go catch your Bacon Waifu.”
Rarity: “You do remember that you have telekinesis, don’t you, darling?”
Sunset: [From atop a building in the far distance] “Not cool, girls! Not cool!”
“but… But… I never do leg day!”
Rainbow did always warn her not to skip Cardio Day, yo. Now she knows why.
Thankfully for Shimmer and Twilight being a total dweeb and completely unathletic, Twi ran out of breath the moment Sunset went into full sprinting run…
Twilight: “I can clean the blackboard and organize your curriculum for you!”
Sunset: [Breaks into a full sprint]
[Meanwhile]
Rainbow: “So are they gonna nosh or what?”
AJ: “Ah think Twi’s pretty much shot herself in both feet as far as that goes.”
Twilight: “I’m willing to stay after hours!!”
Twilight being Twilight, it makes the most sense.
Twilight: “What can I do to bump my grade up? Do you give extra credit? How about a Summer reading program?”
Sunset: [Begins backing away much faster]
Headcanon accepted, Twilight Sparkle ranks everything using a system similar to what schools use to grade assignments
Sunset: [Backs away slowly]