April Fools substitute game be like this.

“I can’t STAND you idiots! I frickin-[CANS.WAV]”

(Horror music open)  
Drowning in a sea of bills?  
(Music intensifies, giant hoof pulls Celly, kicking and screaming, up to the heavens and face to face with Wink Trottingdale)  
Wink: Then it’s time to play Debt!  
(Music changes to Debt theme, Cut to ‘Tia at a podium of clouds, -B7542 in the red)  
Wink: The game where three debt-laden Equestrians just like you (points to camera) compete to have us pay off all of their bills and go home with NOTHING!  
(Scoreboard changes to -B0, Celestia’s happy as buck)  
Wink: And now, let’s meet today’s contesti!

And some wonder why prayers go unanswered.

Me on the office email system after taking a week off.

>TFW Spam.

It was about this time that Princess Celestia realized that maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to assign all the students at her former student’s school to write letters to her telling her what kind of friendship lessons they’d learned.

You’ve got mail.

When all those Nigerian princes get your dragon’s address.