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Commission for Corpulent Brony.
 
This one was also really enjoyable to make because >crypto. Wonderful commission idea.

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redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
oh, for anyone who doesn’t understand blockchains:
 
  • computer crunches random numbers → proof-of-work  
  • sell proof-of-work → digital signature  
  • list of all digital signatures ever → blockchain  
  • blockchain → fuel for more proof-of-work  
  • blockchain gets 50gb bigger every year (for bitcoin) at current rates
     
    you need to follow the entire blockchain to verify, buy, or sell any coin, so various scammers exchanges say they’ll totally do that for you, if you send them your money and pray.
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
@wenni
 
I was talking about bitcoin. monero is better, I suppose, but it’s not perfect.
 
I think there’s a point where you can’t increase the anonymity of your currency, without opening yourself up to potential thievery. cash just… ignores the thievery and goes (almost) full anon. we could definitely do better than cash, but a public blockchain of digital signatures is not what I’d call a solution.
 
really it all comes down to the misbegotten delusion that work has value. we’re paying people to bang their heads against the wall. it’s just ludicrous.
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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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CHS, Class of 20XX
@wenni  
It helps that the people who say regular money is worth something have powerful governments backing them. If the Equestrian bit ever becomes worthless, it’s because the Equestrian government has fallen, in which case canned food and shotguns are a better investment than virtual Alf pogs.
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
@ShobieShy
 
they could pass a law making all bitcoin transactions illegal, that aren’t done with a key registered under your legal name. the wallet’s public key is recorded in every transaction, so it’s trivial to then assemble a history of all your purchases and sales, and to whom.
 
compare that with cash, where no law can recover a history of purchases and sales that doesn’t exist.
wenni
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Pit Lord
Reminder that crypto and “regular” money can both be worth nothing in a day, because they’re only worth something because we say they are 👉👉
ShobieShy
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Eminem
@Kamazeustra  
While every transaction may be viewed, no locations, names, or any personal information nor information beyond how much of the currency is transferred is recorded. This ensures privacy.