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Background Pony #697C
“Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, have sex with me or my schlong will rust.”
 
Yes, I once knew someone who bragged about using that line.
Background Pony #5AB8
let me try to do worse:  
‘was your father an astronaut?  
because i can the the stars sparkle in your eyes.’  
…  
i.. i don’t even know what the one has to do with the other