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VampireScratch

Professional Lurker
@Background Pony #685D

I said to Pinkie
I said "Hey, Pink, what's with all the free pies?"
And dear, sweet Pinkie Pie
She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said "THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOU!"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but pie until I was twenty six and a half years old


got to admit i chuckled at that.
Background Pony #420A

I said to Pinkie
I said "Hey, Pink, what's with all the free pies?"
And dear, sweet Pinkie Pie
She just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said "THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOU!"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but pie until I was twenty six and a half years old
Otterhand
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Pinkie: "If you don't like it I could always make you CUPCAKES!"
Rainbow Dash: "I'LL EAT THE PIE! I'LL EAT THE PIE!" Rainbow Dash flies off screaming.
Pinkie: "Good good…WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN CUPCAKES THAT WAY COME BACK! DON'T BE ANGRY!"