Daybreaker would be the best cellmate

Flame wars

(Kicking a Puppy)
 
Can we get a Pure Unfiltered Evil tag on this?

@FrustrationInExcelsis  
Comment of the year.

@Darth Sonic  
Ehhh… Oh, never mind. XD

@thps48  
Obviously I know that. I’m talking about ABP in particular.

@Darth Sonic  
You say that as though fans of the show and fans who stick around for the prawn aren’t inclusive. <w<

@abackgroundpony  
You know, sometimes I forget you’re an actual fan of this show and not just a self aware manifestation of the Brony fandom’s collective lust. So it always throws me off to see you comment on Safe images. :P

Nightmare Moon is a marelet

“I can’t help but notice you listed ‘arson’ four separate times.”
 
“There was a lot of arson.”
 
“I… see. Also, why is half the police department camped out in the station with sleeping bags?”
 
“Like I said, there really was a lot of arson.”

I’d like that

>public indecency  
>public lewdity
 
I knew he was on the same page with us.  
Oh, Andy, never change.

I had to laugh at Daybreaker’s list of offenses. ‘Too tall’? What is this, the Ugliness Camp from that Garbage Pail Kids Movie?
 
And ‘public indecency’? I imagine Andy means Nighty and Daybreaker’s mutual nudity, but the dirty part of my mind wonders if they were throwing stallions down and putting it to them right in broad daylight or something.
 
You’d also think Nighty would face some sort of charges for attempting to blot out the sun. Does that come under the heading of vandalism or malicious mischief?

@Ardashir  
well they don’t exactly wear clothes to begin with…well harnesses, helmets, royal collars and heels. Oh the visual clarity and imagination will do to gutter the mind. I’ll sit in a corner somewhere.

I love the difference between Nighty’s PO’ed expression and Daybreaker’s look of amused contempt.
 
And Nighty got nailed for ‘public lewdity’?

@Background Pony #0D2B  
Yeahhh, the quarantine signs aren’t a joke… >3<

Not enough lewd and public indecency charges, do we have any victims? There in what, covered in ehh…continue please.

The Virgin Nightmare Moon vs The Chad Daybreaker

Andy, you magnificent b@stard.

@Miss Shy
 
4 times, don’t discredit her efforts

xD

>Too tall

Not enough arson charges.

1701-A and 4977-M wouldn’t happen to be references to two of the most awesomeness t.v. Show that ever air on t.v.😉

The essence of Molestia seems to be a perfect fit for Evil Celestia. X3