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Psy Key
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.

@Lokizade  
Every time I see amazing features such as these, noticeably tight and pert, I always remember when I was younger where I actually believed virgin females looked like this.
 
I fucking wish.
Background Pony #7D91
I think we might need a “missing missing leg” tag for Celaeno at this point.
Crowley
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Can't we all get along?
@Silent Wing  
Wow, that is a nice interaction right there :) Were you with anyone else there, or did you see the movie solo? Either way, it’s nice to see some common ground, even between those who don’t know much about ponies.
Psy Key
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.

(provided the Privateers never targeted any ships belonging to their bosses’ countries of course).
 
Of course, they often would just because. XD
 
And yeah, they would be more like privateers.
 
And no, I don’t find it that odd. Humans will often discuss non-relevant topics in many situations in which the main topic is either front and center, or widely understood. In this case, the porn is widely understood AND front and center. Anyone who’s seen this piece is probably thinking, “That’s what I expected, but this is still nice.” It’s more rewarding to the human brain to discuss more meaningful topics, such as if these ‘pirates’ are actual pirates and how to back that up, than to sit here and chant similar opinions that we probably all share.
 
A good example where this phenomenon takes place is a ride using public transportation, or multiple people in a single private vehicle. All passengers know that they’re each going somewhere, maybe even the same place, and thus any conversation on that initially doesn’t excite the brain in the slightest UNLESS there’s some catalyst. You most-likely wouldn’t ask a random average-looking stranger a question about where they’re going or what they’re doing, but you MAY ask a more extravagant-looking individual about where they’re going, what they’re doing, or perhaps just comment. This is evidence that the brain seeks excitement with people who are exciting, and that exciting things are more likely to cause reactions, socially or otherwise.
 
Another great example, although anecdotal, was last night at the theater I went to to see the movie. I got myself a beer (only one because apparently I can’t take multiple at a time), and a box of Cookie Dough, my favorite snack during movies. (Small enough to last long, filling enough to not cause a rapid depletion unlike popcorn which has empty calories, and heavily enjoyable for those that were too curious why they were younger and ate the cookie dough instead of waiting for it to bake.) I sat down at the seat I reserved, G6, and was not expecting someone next to me. I specifically reserved G6 because I would have proper elevation and angle to view the movie without directional colors issues, but also because G7 would be right next to a group of 4, which I felt wasn’t polite as I’m not apart of their group. I was not expecting someone next to me, but this woman, who was clearly a mother juding by her child with the RD shirt, turned to me even within the dark viewing room and noticed my shirt, a black shirt with the Mane 6 on it and Princess Twilight in the middle. Before I knew it, she had said, “Oh my gosh, I love your shirt!”
 
My immediate reaction was to thank her for that compliment, and then I took my seat. She had broken the ice with someone, from my perspective, she must have seen as more exciting, now that the situation had changed. She was now in a theater with a like-minded adult that showed similar interests. During the 20 minutes of credits, we didn’t speak much, but I spoke up with, “Here we go, 10 minutes of advertisements before the main event.” She laughed and relayed her agreement. I sat there and drank my Angry Orchard, and finished it just as the intro to the movie was playing. This prevented me from getting up and getting another beer, so I just opened my Cookie Dough and had that going.
 
There were comments here and there, from her, that showed she wasn’t too much of a fan of the show, because she remembered names but not designs which displays the opposite of what attentive memory provides, but overall she showed interest and when Applejack brought her cider in I commented, “I just finished mine.” She gave another laugh. All throughout the movie, we commented back and forth, little things here and there, and then something interesting happened. Nearing the end of the movie, around the time the hippogryphs were discovered, her presumable husband came in with another popcorn. They had eaten their large one between the family of four, and this large popcorn was sure to be finished by the time the movie ended.
 
To my surprise, she brought the popcorn between the two of us and said, “Here, have some!” She must’ve noticed that I had finished my cookie dough by then, and now offered me a snack which I didn’t ask for, nor anticipate. I thanked her immediately, and took a handful. By the time the movie ended, I was sitting their telling my friends how amazing it was. She had got up to race after her daughter, but lingered, even though the credits were rolling. I was looking down at my phone, and just heard a, “Well, goodbye!” I can only deduce that she reserved a moment to wait for me to get up from my seat.
 
She had considered me someone worth interacting with, despite both of us being strangers, to the point of feeding me. Not knowing I had more than enough money to buy myself any food I wanted for the movie.
 
The only thing that’s different than this situation we currently have, is that neither of us had seen the movie prior, which means both of us had something to talk about that was common ground, and thus wasn’t much of a situation where we would talk amongst ourselves. Especially not in a theater.
Crowley
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Can't we all get along?
@Silent Wing  
Well researched. Though in regards to pirates not working for a higher power, there was a subset of pirates doing just that: Privateers. Often these were following orders from their rich bosses, many of whom were part of the government at the time. They were basically pirates that were given permission to raid ship from a government’s rival country, and as such was intentionally given a blind eye by the powers they worked for (provided the Privateers never targeted any ships belonging to their bosses’ countries of course).
 
Then there were the real free pirates: Buccaneers. These were the more “traditional” pirates that raided whatever they could, answered to no one, and were probably headed for the gallows if they were ever caught.
 
They confirm that Celaeno’s group were initially Swashbucklers, but were likely pushed into being Privateers by the Storm King, though for a lot less pay than the real life counterparts would have.
 
EDIT: Also, isn’t it strange that we’re calmly discussing the variations of seafarers right under this anthro parrot porn?