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Sphynxes are red
Violets are blue
Give me your bread
Or I’ll eat you
Violets are blue
Give me your bread
Or I’ll eat you
Lel nice
Bible references? They could make them into a whole story Ark! :D
Anytime I see something that looks Egyptian (like sphinx) I think of Moses and the Old Testament.
Something something great flood?
“If you don’t gimme your crops, you’re toast.”
Eeeeeeggsactly!
Well we’ve already established the ponies are toy-sized, so that’s a real possibility.
I’m Not the best in terms of humor…
Edited
That was… Disappointing.
instantrimshot.com
Edited because: link not working
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_aVNU_gJYE
Edited because: Editing fix
Go on…
As she watches, she constantly asks me “where do these crops even go? Why are you farming fictional crops with-whatever these things are (tractors)?” And I rebutt “why am I talking to a fictional sphinx?” We both fall silent as I move on to play Portal 2…
She’s a cat. She’ll happily settle for your subservience.