@Background Pony #04CE  
@redweasel  
@Yet_One_More_Idiot  
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning”
 
 
There is only one way to cleanse the Zerg Smooze; with fire.

@Background Pony #04CE  
Never fear…
 

 
I’M BARRY SCOTT, AND I’M HERE TODAY TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE CLEANING POWER OF NEW CILLIT BANG!
 
BANG, AND THE SMOOZE IS GONE!

@Background Pony #04CE
 
gotcha covered
 

@Cirrus Light  
Good luck using that metal-pellet-shooting stick against The Smooze.

Some song has a line, “don’t go hunting rabbits without a gun”.
 
Imagine if they’d picked up like the real version of the actual Navy Seal copypasta guy. Just goes in like a mix of John Cena, Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson, wrecking Tirek and his army with explosives, guns, wrestling and martial arts.
 
I mean, let’s be honest, if she’s an actual American farm girl, she’s probably gonna get her shotgun when FyreFly comes and tells her she needs to save them from evil.
 
And if she’s from Texas then it’ll be an AR15 assault rifle instead of a shotgun.
 
_{Though I just found it she was like 12 so maybe not just because of that… maybe}

@Background Pony #04CE  
You don’t fuck with MEGAN  
YEAHHH!!!!!!

@Yet_One_More_Idiot  
Funny thing, while in English Megan is denying that she’s strong and capable when Firefly says that, in Russian dub she says “yes, I am”.

@Amethyst_Crystal  
True, but to be fair…  
Why would Megan be expecting to be suddenly swept up by a friggin’ DRAGON out of nowhere? :P

@Background Pony #04CE  
True, but to be fair,  
her intro to the ponies really did lead to being captured roughly 10 seconds later, maybe 20 tops?  
It was hilariously quick, in any case.  
Good thing Firefly was around.

< ( oh no, we are incapable of opening a locket! what ever shall we do? )
 
< ( we need a human to save us! they could open the locket with their dextrous fingers! )
 
( mlike rhis? ) >
 
rainbow of light hurricane
 
< ( oh right, we have mouths… )

To be fair, she can be pretty badass: