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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Sphinx: “I will lick him and love him and squeeze him and call him George.”  
Anon: “My name…” Notice big sparkly eyes staring at him. “…fine I’m George.”
Drama King

“You must solve my riddle to earn my treasure!”  
“O-oh god… A-actually, I’m… uh… not all that good at riddles…”  
“Oh, really??? Excellent; then I guess that means an easy meal for me… Now then–”  
“W-wait!!! I didn’t come here for the treasure! I… uh… I actually came here to… um…”  
“Yes???”  
“…to… to admire you! Yeah!”  
giggles To admire me??? Well, of course! What mortal could resist a being as lovely as myself???”  
“(Yes; she went for it! Now, if I can just buy myself enough time to get around her…) U-um… absolutely! You look so beautiful and powerful! Your fur looks so smooth and warm, and such a nice shade of violet, like… um… like the night sky! Yeah!”  
“Mmm, you are too kind, little one…”  
“A-and… and your eyes look amazing! They’re as golden as Celestia’s sun!”  
giggles Oh, stop! You’re making me blush!”  
“A-and… and… you’re so strong, I bet those lovely paws could crush a pony into pulp with a single step!”  
“Ooh, you are just too CUTE!!! That’s it; I’m keeping you! C’mere, you!”  
“WAAAH!!! gets scooped up in a sudden tight hug by those massive paws as the Sphinx nuzzles him with her cheek …Well… guess I can’t say this was the worst outcome I had in mind…”