I can see how Fluttershy would be really easy to manipulate into jousting with you.

@ThatGuyImpious  
It was either her or Pinkie. AJ and Rarity were busy and Twilight and Spike were off looking for the Crystal Heart. And something tells me that involving Pinkie in this would be a very bad idea.
 
Also it’s not a bloodsport if there’s, you know, no blood, but that’s been said already

@ThatGuyImpious  

 
As opposed to what, a peaceful bloodsport?

since when does a jousting lance represent a penis?

“I walk around out here in Texas with my strap-on.”
 
-Ghost

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Checks to see if still on Derpibooru and not some strange AU
 
I was expecting something like a Molestia thread or something…

To a dark place this line of thought will carry us. Great care we must take.

@ThatGuyImpious
 
Jousting was not a violent blood sport.
 
In the piss poor towns maybe but it was mostly healthy competition.
 
Oh sure some assholes cheated by using a sharpened lance but they were rare.

Lesbian strapon rape? Try harder OP.
 
…Dash REALLY should have known better than to pressure Fluttershy into playing a violent bloodsport though.

Freud would be proud of OP

Fuck you.  
Also, COMIC SAAAAAANS!

Isn’t “jousting” already a sexual term for exactly what you’re implying here?

Ah dun git et.

lol

Insane troll logic is best tag.

Don’t agree on the rape, but I WAS getting some major moai vibes from Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy.

“Sometimes a lance is just a lance.”

@Elric of Melnipony  
i wouldnt follow him to a gay bath house either

Stop and take a look at your fingers. Yes, in real life.
 
You’ve got five, flexible phallic appendages (probably) on each hand.
 
Anything can seem phallic when you over-think it.

I don’t follow you, OP.

For me, I just found it strange and troubling that Rainbow Dash would try and guilt-trip Fluttershy into jousting, even when it’s clear that Fluttershy simply cannot joust. Sure, it was to save the Crystal Empire by ensuring the Crsyatl Ponies were in high spirits and Rainbow Dash is not really known for being empathetic, but we’ve seen before that Rainbow Dash is capable of showing compromise and compassion to Fluttershy (such as in “Hurricane Fluttershy”, where Rainbow Dash was a bit more sympathetic to Fluttershy’s plights of being able to contribute for personal reasons).

ze: Poor grammar is my pet peeve. I have a few choice words for you. Namely WHAT THE SHIT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNTSUCKING SON OF A BITCH? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU RAPE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IN THE ASS LIKE THAT? Hoah, glad I got that out of my system.

OP is a faget
 
is that where you’re going with this?
 
that’s where he’s going with this