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Background Pony #2060
@monolyth  
Yeah. Thingpone is a ponified version of the Thing from John Carpenter’s The Thing, so she can morph her body in any wah she pleases.
Background Pony #2060
@Prometheus labs CEO  
Yeah. Like, seriously, who uses blueberry, of all Pop Tart flavors, on a ham and swiss sandwich?  
I find that S’mores Pop Tarts are best for that.
Scp-3125
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Memetic eldritch horror
Figures that when thingpone actually EATS something rather than just assimilating biomass she eats the weirdest stuff
Background Pony #1DC7
There’s a “you are what you eat” joke in there somewhere, isn’t there?
Background Pony #2060
She made a sandwich with pop tarts. That’s gross.
 
I think it’d be the kinda thing that most people would think it sounds gross just ‘cause it’s not the norm, but I would probably end up loving it if I were to try it.  
Not saying that everyone (or even most people) would enjoy it, but I think I would, at least.
Lewd

The joke is two fold
 
a) Poptarts and sandwiches are sometimes seen as lazy food since they don’t require much preparation time, and bachelor sandwiches are usually just meat and cheese on bread. Anon obviously cares about cooking and eating healthy.
 
b) She made a sandwich with pop tarts. That’s gross. An abomination making an abomination, if you will.
Kamazeustra
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Goldenlöwe in Aeternum
Is he worried she’ll get fat or something? I don’t think a bio-mass eating abomination needs to worry about cholesterol.