she will probably end up giving birth to a warlord

Traitor!

Aryanne getting striped is the best tag

Boo!

Somebody write a clopfic about this scenario please.

why

>Violet eyes  
You got it wrong

@Jrock117
 
there is tummy buzz but that’s not exactly what you’re looking for I think.

@Jrock117  
Yeah, make the lips being the lips of a zebra~

@TheOnlyGoodCommunistIsADeadCommunist  
Possibly a pregnant one.

@Jrock117  
with a striped Aryanne?~

@Psy Key  
After a few minutes, done and done. That settles it, next chance I get to commission something, it’s gonna involve a pone getting tummy smooching.

@Jrock117  
You know what ponies need belly rubs?  
Fizzlepop and Starlight. :)

@Psy Key  
Funny thing, I was just looking at belly rubs.

@Jrock117  
Best thing we’ve got is belly rubs.

@TheOnlyGoodCommunistIsADeadCommunist  
Is there a tag for that? There should be a tag for that. Damn it, now you got me wanting to kiss a pone’s li’l tumtum.

I wanna kiss her belly~

@Mikey  
Now, Rommel was commendable. Intelligent man, brilliant strategist, and ultimately was for himself in the entire ordeal. Wasn’t actually part of the nazi party, and knew the nazis would lose the war in the big scheme of things at their best moment after capturing Paris. Commanded Ghost Division, one of the most successful armored divisions in the entire war, and didn’t even agree with most of Hitler’s views.
 
In some alternate universe, Rommel became the leader of Germany, and Hitler stuck with his admittedly good painting career.
 

@Psy Key  
Mmmmhm.

@Mikey  
Politics, maybe. He did kick off the first anti-smoking ads and managed to flip Germany’s economy. Military strategy, yeah he lacked even the most basic fundamentals of. Given that he never read about Napoleon’s defeat in Russia (and why), and he never read The Art of War (given that he lacked all sensibility when it came to strategy), I don’t think he enjoyed books a lot. Perhaps this says something about literacy.
 
His best strat was throw everything at it at once + ????? = Profit.

@Psy Key  
Hitler had a brain in politics, what he lacked a brain for was being a good military strategist. Making all the mistakes that cost Germany the first world war.

@The Smiling Pony  
Ever been that kid in school that was so over the top and whacky that everybody knew you? That’s Trump. And he’s a lot better than the kid that brings the gun to school, then claims someone else brought a gun so, “I brought one just in case.”
 
@Background Pony #18DD  
Yeah, but Hilter is just more silly that Trump. Trump at least has a brain, even if he doesn’t know how to use it properly 90% of the time. Hitler had… something else that isn’t quite a brain. ¯*(ツ)*/¯
 
@Zeb  
#justCIVthings

@Background Pony #18DD  
Oh man. Those years Hitler spent as US President sure were surreal~

@The Smiling Pony  
Like Hitler.

Trump manges to be discussed even on a picture of a pregnant cartoon horse with zebra stripes painted on, truly he is the most popular US president.