just looking at the moon

@Joseph Raszagal  
Looks more like she crashed through the wall and made the hole.

Getting ready to put a bun in your oven, that’s what.
 
Honestly, this is your fault.
 
Also, I hate to kill my own boner here, but I’m drinking right now so I’m going to do it anyway. Seriously, who the fuck sees a hole in a wall that’s too small to squeeze through, then immediately tries to squeeze through it anyway? I know I’m trying to logic my way through porn, which is one of the most fruitless endeavors ever, but it still baffles me.
 
I mean, let’s say, for whatever reason, I happened upon a random hole in a wall (which wasn’t already a glory hole, because then it’d be intentional) and got what we in Kentucky call “a wild hair up my ass” that urged me to attempt to crawl through it. Let’s say I did that. Why? Why would I do that? Why, in the wide and wild world of porn, are these girls (and boys) climbing through random-ass holes that will clearly get them stuck?
 
Do they have the brains of moths? Is there something particularly shiny sparkling on the other side of said hole?
 
Could be gold! Everyone loves gold!
 
I’ll stop now.

Memorizing. For… later.

“Enjoying a full moon.” :3

Just thinking of what I CAN’T do with that ass!  
So much easier to count!

Starring at your damn, smooth ass. What’s it to ya, Princess?

I needed this a long time ago~ <3

Thinking about licking your ass.

Pointing and laughing.

I am peasanting, obviously.

Not doing anything right now.  
Will be doing you in a second, though.

Just enjoying the view.