Is she going to give him a free wish if he frees her?

Scootaloo:“So…you going to help me out of this or just stand there staring all day?”

I’m rather surprised no one made a “Chicken of the Sea” joke.

Heh, hell yeah. They should have given them more scenes together in the camp. Jack was actually a little boring on that movie, he just got dragged along for really no reason. I think it would’ve worked better if he’d had his own crew as a fourth faction. Also I don’t understand how the spanish think they ‘destroyed’ the fountain of youth. You put some rocks into water. I don’t think that will do much. Also someone totally needed to say “AN AFFRONT TO GOD? WHO DO YOU THINK PUT THE DAMNED THING HERE? IF ANYTHING THIS SEEMS MORE LIKE ONE OF HIS TESTS!

“The Net finally caught some… Scootaloo but why are you here?”

Did anyone else think that the mermaid and the priest’s love story was more interesting than whatever Sparrow and Penelope Cruz were up to?