why does she look like a total bitch

Yeeeeeeeah!  
The name’s Garret, I got moves like a ferret,  
Ima steal yo shit and I ain’t gonna share it  
Stickin’ to the shadows, avoiding messy battles,  
Slow on the flo’ cause ya know shit rattles
 
Stuck in an era of vague specificity  
Torches, swords, arrows—also electricity?  
Gold’s what I’m gonna get, I’m burgling a ton of it,  
n’ wearin’ hard soled shoes just for the fun of it
 
You got guards? Well I got skills! Getcha some chills when I head for the hills with a wad o’ you bills, for rillz!  
A fat whack with a black jack from the back slaps all your cash smack  
into my knapsack
 
Guardsmen, Ghosts, everybody got beef  
But it’s all in a night’s work—bitch, I’m a thief.
 
Silent and deadly as I am traversin’  
With candlesticks, vases and coins upon my person  
Don’t I look dapper knockin’ out your staffers?  
(CRASH!) Oh shit! (Get back here, you taffer!)
 
I was doin’ this shit in the 90’s, sucka  
Assassins Creed? Yeah, you’re welcome, motherfucka!
 
Jack a fat ring, pearls on a string, ring a ding ding,  
I’m the jingling king of the bling bling
 
Nightfall is here and it’s time to begin it  
be scared of the dark ’cause I’m probably in it
 
Tomorrow you’ll gaze at this place in disbelief  
But I won’t leave a trace ’cause bitch, I’m a thief.