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Peanut Medley

Rental cart mare: *Cheerful voice: Welcome to Marathon may I help you?
Steve Martin pony: Yes… Very quite yet angry voice.
Mare: How may I help you?
Martin Pony: You can start by wiping that bucking dumbass smile of your rosy bucking cheeks! And you can give me a bucking cart. A bucking Datsun, a bucking Toyota, a bucking Mustang, a bucking Buick. For bucking wheels and a seat.
Mare: I really don’t care for the way you’re speaking to me.
Martin pony: And I really don’t care for the way your company left me in the middle of bucking nowhere, with bucking keys to a bucking cart that isn’t bucking there. And I really didn’t care to bucking walk down a bucking highway and a cross a bucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my bucking face. I want a bucking cart… Right bucking now.
Mare: May I see your rental agreement?
Martin Pony: I threw it away.
Mare: Oh boy…
Martin Pony: Oh boy what?!
Mare: Your fucked.

Posted 6 years ago Report

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