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Gladmane - If you ever pull dat stunt on me again. I’ll have you forced to eat one of the spAHciest bowls of jambalaya you’d evah seen. You’d evah likely to encounter!
 
Applejack - That’s it?
 
Fluttershy - Ooh, I don’t like spicy food.
 
Gladmane - Oooooooweeeeh! It’s going to be so spAHcy! We gonna have to tie both of you up to Uncle Oldmane’s air boat and drag both of your bare lily white butts across the swamp to put out dat ass fiyah!

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start… but not in the way you thought it was.

So which of them gets to sleep with Goldmane in a sex scene that has awkward dialogue?

Seems like a changeling would be the sort to look them in the face and steal it as they die.
 
Also I’ve been kidnapped by a life size Ken doll!