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Th-thanks :>

Hey vampire fangs… or changeling fangs.
 
A lot of folks find vampires hot, MLP has taught me something about vampires. They are like changelings, except that they have to bite you even if you don’t like it, are stuck in one form, probably can’t go out in the sun and feed off of your blood instead of your love.
 
That for some reason makes them seem horrible by comparison. But hey if your lucky they might really be into abstinence and sparkle like homosexuals on club night so there is that. Chicks dig the abstinence.
 
Point is if that Twilight every attacked me I hope she is a changeling. I could see myself loving that with the added perk of not being anemic.

^ Me too

In a way or another i think this is very cute.