“Gotta dash!”
 
Now I can’t help feeling like that was Rainbow Dash fucking her.

Savaged that ass in two different ways.

I can’t not hear anons voice in a classy Victorian gentleman accent.

Dat taming of the shrew.

@Darth Sonic  
nawww, this unrelated. Dia’s Teacher is only involved with her, and potentially her friends.  
The Dazzles may have their own guy, and then there’s Spike for all your other porking needs. :V  
For now.

Is this supposed to be the same guy who “Tamed” Diamond Tiara?

@ScorpDK  
And in soon, they get married, have twins, and love each other greatly. You might think them to be terrible parents… You’d be wrong. Parent Lee the longer they stay together, to better they became as people. Now, they’re rather nice people who don’t take anyone’s sh*t.

@C Money  
bwahah. Nice XD That’s the kinda dialogue I am thinking of constantly. XD

 
Aria: “Hey! Can you take care of the laundry today?”  
The man: “No. I’m gonna go to the park and hang out with my friends instead.”  
Aria: “What the fck!? We had a night planned!”  
The man picks up the basket and takes it to the laundry room.  
The man: “I know. That’s why I’m going walking out the door right now.”  
Aria: “You sarcastic jackhole!”  
The man: “But I’m your sarcastic jackhole. Just like your my total btch lover.”  
Aria: “Well, then I’m not going easy on you tonight!”  
The man: “Well, that makes to of us.”  
Aria: “Love you!”  
The man: “Love you more!”  
Aria: “Fck you, I love you more!”  
The man: “Bullsht, I love you more!”  
Aria: “You’d better fck me harder than I’ll fck you!”  
The man: “Damn, we’re both gonna scream each other’s names and get noise complaints filled on us aren’t we?”  
Aria: “Make sure of it!”  
The man: “You know I will.”

Absolute defeat.

@ScorpDK  
Well, for what it’s worth, I personally would love to see some of the great ScorpDK classics in their full unedited glory! It’d be like George Lucas releasing the Original Editions, only with porn and actually likely to happen!
 
It also helps that the dialogue is meant to paint the dude as creepy, as opposed to the more unsettling unintentionally creepy. I’d love to see what dialogue you cut from the Diamond Tiara pics. ;)

@TheAbridgenator  
Dunno. I have a bunch of drawings that were uploaded without the speech bubbles because I tend to keep the cringe-worthy porn dialogue to myself XD  
It’s more an experiment to see what gets more likes/dislikes.
 
@LanceOmikron  
Context is very important. Even if cringy. :P

@RascalPascal  
@ScorpDK
 
Personally, I like pictures with dialogue like this. It’s fun to get an idea of what the context is. ^_^

@ScorpDK  
Really now? Was the cut dialogue more in the dubious consent department? Cuz Aria, “negging”, and dubious consent go together like peanut butter, fluff, and cookie butter.

@RascalPascal  
I don’t pretend to know how people’s speech is written when their tongue is out, so I avoided it.  
Non-cringe edit uploaded.

@ScorpDK  
The Unseen character = the type of guy you want to punch yet love (in my opinion)

She seems to be rather articulate for a person with her tongue almost fully out. Can we get a no-text edit ?

@Silent_Witness - for now. :P
 
@Xari I stopped myself at TWO names in his lines. Otherwise he would’ve used more to cringe-worthy results.

Unf, she been done right.

Fingers crossed

“Gotta Dash”
 
Oh god rainbow dash did this
 
But it could be someone else

Huh. Looks like Adagio is the only Dazzling Scorp hasn’t drawn yet.

Mmmm… :3 Can i have a go at her now?