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Mezcal is fucking awesome though, in fact I just got some kind of über mezcal called “Bacanora” that is made from a similar plant and that is bootlegged like moonshine. Clamato is only used for low beers like Corona, Indio or Coors and low tequilas like Jimador or Rancho Escondido
I’ve found that micheladas work much better if you replace the can of pis-agua cerveza with a can full of mezcal, because that way you only have to get about halfway through it before you stop caring that you’re making a terrible mistake.
I guess I’ll be using the Clamato after all
And I thought “Beer’30” was a generic name. o_0
“Dammit, this batch went straight to Hell. The loss on this is gonna hurt.”
“Hey boss, it’s still safe to drink. Plenty of broke-ass college kids would buy it. Plain white label, call it BEER.”
“Would we break even?”
“Absolutely.”
ohmahgawd, Walgreens sells this trashlager called Big Flats 1901 for like $4 a six pack, I’m tempted to get one to see if it’s actually as bad as the generic beer– literally called, “BEER”– that grocery stores used to sell in plain white cans for half the price of swill like Budweiser and Coors back in the ’80s. That stuff was magical, it was like a brewmaster rolled a 1 and decided to sell the results in the alcohol equivalent of an unmarked police car.
The idea of drinking horse piss that languished in a Ford Model T brass radiator for a year to garner Hipster beer snob cred… Those fuckers wanna drink some real swill, they need to hit up their local 99¢ Only store. Ever drank a .59¢ can of beer? Now you’re living!
“That was god awful… I’ll take three more.”
That’s why frat boys drink it. And, presumably, wannabe Grunge horses who haven’t discovered EDM yet.
It’s also super cheap.
“This beer sucks. Pour me another.”
I’ve never tried Pabst Blue Ribbon before
It’s toilet water in a colorful can. The reason hipsters love it so much is that it sucks real bad and hipsters only like things ~ironically~, because, unironically, they also suck real bad.
…Kudos for actually including links to both source images, by the way.