I could add the “this will end in pain” tag but then…. I read this in the original description.
 
Artist’s description:  
“PLEASE READ.
 
During this past Saturday, our friends had a best Friendsgiving dinner ever with other bronies. That night, Mikey said to me and also said this in front of his wife about how much he loves Maud. This was in his real words! “I really wanted to be a pony and living in Equestria man. This way I can marry Maud. I really want her to become my wife.” Don’t worry, Karen did not do anything bad to him like hitting him or something. She just gave him the most angriest and nasty look to her husband.
 
If you all wondering why Maud is his favorite pony, this is the reason why. He told me; “Maud loves to do what she loves. Like rocks. She’s expressionless and doesn’t let the troubles in the world bothers her and continue doing what she loves most to her. Maud is a prefect girl for me…”