I do! A milion times, I do!

Am….I….You’r husband n-now?
 
0///0

@Background Pony #1880  
Good luck with that one, Mr. McNutty.

Okay;
 
1.* SHE IS MY WAIFU AND WIFE YOU BASTARDS, AND IF YOU DON’T STOP CALLING HER YOURS I SHALL SEND YOU TO THE FIERY PITS OF TARTARUS, TO BE SKINNED ALIVE BY LORD TIREK HIMSELF,AS YOU ARE FORCED TO WATCH YOUR NEVER-ENDING CYCLE OF FIERY, BURNING BRIMSTONE AND TORTUROUS TORTURE AND SUFFERING FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!!!!!!!*
 
And, 2. She is mine. She said so herself, isn’t that right, my little bookworm?
 
Twilight Sparkle enters the room
 
Twilight:Yes, it certainly is, sweetums. Shows the wedding band on her hoof. We officially got married last fall, and are spending our honeymoon in glorious Honolulu, Hawaii. Well, I’ve got to go. See you guys.
 
Me:Shows her wedding ring. Yes, I’m a female, deal with it. I don’t take kindly to homophobes. Anyways, I gotta go. Me and Twiley are planning a little something special for our honeymoon. And no, I’m not going to tell you what it is. It’s just between me and my darling little Twiley. Oh, and in case you were wondering, both of our families gave their blessing to us a long time ago, including Shining Armor and Cadance. And Twilight’s friends and Spike support us wholeheartedly.
 
Oh, and by the way, Rainbow Dash and Rarity are dating each other now, too. I know they have their differences, but really, a relationship between those two isn’t as far-fetched as it seems. Spike was heartbroken when he found out, of course, but eh, he’ll get over it eventually. Hey, here’s an idea;why not put Spike and Sweetie Bell together? They’d make the cutest couple, I just know it!
 
Well, gotta go! I’m gonna go do some ‘things’ with my new wife, if you catch my drift.
 
Well, see ya later, suckers!!

I do!

MAJOR DOKI IN MY FKIN CHEST!

Shining would tell her that she should thinking about a wedding of her own.

I’ll have her!!! Don’t mind the guns and swords….
 
MARRY ME, TWI!!!!

@Background Pony  
(taps ring)  
It’s plastic….

@ NightJack  
You’re marring Twilight?! Don’t tell us in advance what you plan on doing to her!

Don’t bother praying  
it’s too late!
 

Guys… shows ring
 
Background Pony always get the lady.

 
Don’t even try it.

SHE’S MINE!  
(Pulls out gun)

@gittonsxv  
I’m marring her! (get katana)  
BACK OFF!

our wedding…ahem, i mean..her..wedding…

O/////O  
Am I in heaven?