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TexasUberAlles
Duck - If report count was a score, he'd have the biggest score
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.

@Joseph Raszagal  
One of my favorite songs ever is Todd Snyder’s Looking For A Job:
 
You can’t talk to me like that, boss  
I don’t care who you are  
If you don’t want to have to hang your own dry wall  
don’t push me too far

 
Boomtown work ain’t hard to come by  
boomtown workers are  
You might be the one running the show but  
that don’t mean you’re in charge

 
I was looking for a job when I found this one  
don’t need the work like you need the work done  
You look like you’re under pressure  
I was looking for a job when I met you
Joseph Raszagal
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Emily Brickenbrackle III
@TexasUberAlles  
Another place I’ve been.
 
After drywalling the entire downstairs of this house that a buddy of mine was planning on selling, he goes and hires this plumber to do the shower in the upstairs bathroom.
 
Lo and behold, the guy leaves the water on and apparently managed to stop-up the drain before leaving too. The top floor predictably floods, which then runs down all of the walls downstairs too, ruining literally all of the drywall that I just put in.
 
After being asked if I’d install all of the drywall downstairs again, I asked for my check and promptly left. If he hired that bad a plumber once, my buddy would do something else just as stupid again, and I’d have to redo something else all over again.
 
No thank you. I left and didn’t look back.
TexasUberAlles
Duck - If report count was a score, he'd have the biggest score
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.

@Joseph Raszagal  
I also walked out of another job and left a busted pipe spraying water all over the men’s room because the place hadn’t been built to code and I wasn’t taking responsibility for shutting off all the water to the restaurant to fix it. Waiting until there’s a catastrophe and straight rollin’ out tha door so Boss Man hafta fix it his own self is the one power that a workin’ stiff always has.
Joseph Raszagal
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Emily Brickenbrackle III
Dag, yo. I know that feeling.
 
“I need you to come in, Joey. I know you weren’t scheduled, but we’re completely swamped over here.”
 
[Drop everything and head to work]
 
“Yeah, things slowed down right after I got off of the phone with you. I meant to call you back, but I kind of forgot to during my smoke break.”
 
[Alcohol]
TexasUberAlles
Duck - If report count was a score, he'd have the biggest score
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.

I once called my job from an anime convention two hundred miles away and told them I was just too sick to come in that day.
 
…Great thing about working at a pizza joint though is the enormous amount of free pizza you can take home, that saves piles of money on food when you’s po’.
Background Pony #6A46
And then the cost of all the alcohol drove artist pony further into debt, tethering him more firmly to his awful job that called him in on his days off. And thus the cycle continues.
Inucroft

Hater of Nazi edgelords
All too true.  
Half the time it’s because somebody had a hangover and couldn’t be arsed to turn up. Coloured me right red when that happens.