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“The war of man against machine raged on through the early ‘70s. You don’t remember because back then it was only a prophecy, but now, in the future, the past has occurred.”
Twilight: “Oh boy oh boy I hope this is a new sister!”
Twilight Velvet: “Yeah it’s not, open it up you little creep we gotta be at work in an hour.”
Twilight: “What the? Is this? Is this carpet!?”
Twilight Velvet: “Carpet? No, it’s berber, that’s an industry term.”
Cybernetic Ghost: Oh I didn’t? (beat) THOUSANDS of years ago…
“Wait, I had a girlfriend!?”
“YES!”
“Did we have sex?
“YES!”
“…Was it good?”
“NO!”
“Dammit.”