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“It’s not gay, you actually look kind of feminine.”
“What?”
“Isn’t your wife out of town?”
“Well-”
“I found this maid outfit that fits you perfectly.”
@Background Pony #7804
Perhaps he is standing on a stool, or his legs are rather long. If his legs are really that tall and long, he (and Twilight) might be warmblood horses, suitable for racing.
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But do that to a little unicorn and everyone loses their minds.
…then again I’m not exactly fond of people petting me unsolicited so I guess I can see how they might not like it.
Gonna need a quote from Hasbro/Lauren Faust that MLP unicorn horns are phallic symbols. Anybody can point at a long, thin object and claim it’s a phallic symbol. Doesn’t automatically make it so.
Good thing so called phallic symbols are almost always bupkis.
according to anyone who knows what a phallic symbol is
That’s what I was implying.
According to who? The local fetish community? Might as well say that feet are lewd things for the same reason.
Take a closer look at Anon’s thumb. Is it just me or is he trying to feel it?
Horns are lewd things, Krytid.
Anon: Uhhh…
Shining: Mount me like your horses, Anon.
Anon: Wait–
Shining: I can take whatever load you got. Just take me to town.
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Five Minutes Later-Anon: Thanks for the ride Shining, I couldn’t gotten to Ponyville any quicker than I could’ve on foot.
Shining: No problem, buddy.
Anon: So what do I owe you, man? A massage, a meal.
Shining: Well, I would like you to stop rubbing my horn. We unicorns can get pretty excited from that kind of stuff.
Anon: I know.
Shining: O///_///O What kind of massage you had in mind?
Anon: The happy kind. >:3
<3 Shiny
>no homo
With all those colt cuddlers and trap ticklers threads? Yeah nah.