““Why hello there. Would you mind pressing that button? Yes. That one. What does it do you ask? Well I have no idea. Maybe it leads to unknown bliss or eternal damnation. But I have no idea. Only you can know, by pressing it. But if you don’t want to press it, we can always go down to my basement and play some ‘games’. Doesn’t that sound nice?[](http://youtu.be/3P8wD8a4_h4)