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TexasUberAlles
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@Niggoslav_Krawczyk  
Yeah! She’s clearly not even 200 yet!
 
bartenders  
Several of the clubs in Austin’s Sixth Street Drunk Ass Frat Boy Bar District have a Wall Of Shame behind the cover counter that’s covered in fake IDs they’ve confiscated and stapled to the wall. One of ’em used to have a sign posted to the effect that if you came in with a fake ID they would not only confiscate it, but film you crying about it and put it up on their Facebook page.
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VIVA LA NOCTE
@TexasUberAlles That’s pretty hilarious all-round. I read about that on my lunch break today and it’s pretty obvious he was ‘accidentally filming the underaged’ on purpose.  
It’s like that bartender every city has who makes a show out of checking IDs with sloppily pasted-on legal DOBs and then serves the little brats anyway. “IT LOOKED LEGIT TO ME!”
TexasUberAlles
Duck - If report count was a score, he'd have the biggest score
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab

@Niggoslav_Krawczyk  
Turns out he wasn’t quite as interested in due diligence vis-a-vis “checking DOBs on IDs” as the FBI would have liked him to be. Whenever he’s allowed to move out of his current state-sponsored lodgings, he’ll have to go and explain some things about himself to his prospective neighbors whenever he settles down.
Niggoslav_Krawczyk
Duck - Niggoslav_Kwaczyk
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
A Perfectly Normal Pony - Drinky_Butt
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

VIVA LA NOCTE
@TexasUberAlles Ah, so that’s why those stupid commercials stopped airing. I thought dude had just moved into legit porn. Kind of funny that void was quickly obsoleted immediately after, as better and better internet just lets us see that shit so easily on multiple webcam sites as well as recorded on efukt and tube8 and the like.
TexasUberAlles
Duck - If report count was a score, he'd have the biggest score
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab

Back when Girls Gone Wild commercials were still on TV– before the guy who made them had a nice long talk with federal authorities for the next ten to twenty years– there was one dop who jugged her way up to the camera and announced “Here’s mah boobs!” in a voice full of delight and wonder, as if she’d lost track of them and was happy to see them again. That’s what this reminds me of.