Lol

@RegaloBrony
 
All those bits behind her are from Big Mac… Note how it says” Abort Abort!” and then right after it says “hours later”?

In image two she’s in the exact “wet mane” pose! Minus an actual wet mane.

@Background Pony #250A
 
Bah nonsense, I guess next you’ll be telling me “Sweetcream Scoops” is a euphemism.

>Big Mac  
>”Unusually Large Prop”  
>Implications

@lackey_h  
That didn’t happen after you watched The Last Roundup?

@Bhazor
 
He or she?

Isn’t it obvious? He wants the D.

@lackey_h
 
And let’s not forget all of the fun it entails.

@lackey_h
 
Comes wiith plenty of benefits.

@Star Cavalcade  
‘Whorehorse’.  
I…  
Look.  
I really want to say I’m not imagining some horrible combination of warhorse, ponies and prostitution - but I’d be lying.
 
Remember people, the only weapon against the changeling menace is love - and lots of it! The Equestrian Love Army needs eligible mares to sign up as whorehorses now!

@Star Cavalcade
 
The best part is that Applejack’s accent is based off of Dolly Parton.

@lackey_h  
She the best little whorehorse in Texas

@lackey_h  
Actually, I understand that completely. I realized that when I said that.
 
…Please, fic that. I want to read something like that.

@RegaloBrony  
In many countries actual prostitution isn’t illegal provided everyone goes through some big charade of loopholes (rather than just be walking the proverbial streets) to avoid it being directly classed as prostitution.  
So i figure this ‘cash for cuddles’ thing is probably skating by just fine.
 
 
@RegaloBrony  
Eh, no worries. I understand excitement.  
Of course now, because you said ‘…I did the same thing with Apples once…’ in a subject about somepony being a prostitute…
 
Yeah. Now i can’t get my mind off the idea of Applejack as a wild west style lady of ill repute.

@Firefanatic
 
Is it illegal if it’s not prostitution?

@lackey_h
 
Understandable. I’m more of doing this because I know it will get more people interested in the character, rather than pushing my own viewpoint. But, I can see where you would get the idea that I meant to do so. I’m just a very ecstatic guy, and I tend to go on tangents of these kinds of things. I will go on tangents of stating a single fact.
 
…I did the same thing with apples, once…

@Star Cavalcade
 
I like this. But is it prostitution if there’s no actual sex?

@RegaloBrony  
Eh… no, i didn’t see the more recent comments. Probably because I started writing my comment a while back and kept coming and going from it while doing other stuff - not a good thing when a discussion is moving quickly.
 
I have no problem with her being a hooker, or quasi-hooker, my problem is that you went around several pics of her citing this as if it was hard fact. Doing that is what made it all come across as something you were deliberately trying to push rather than it being an actual word of god note of interest.

@Star Cavalcade
 
And, true enough.

@Star Cavalcade
 
Don’t worry. There’s always a place for such ideas.

@lackey_h
 
You didn’t read some of my more recent comments, did you?
 
I am completely aware of this fact. So, I had a bit of realization. It’s more of quasi-canon: That region where the line between headcanon and actual canon is blurred, but it’s not quite either.
 
I am not making this up, either way. I do, in fact, have people who can corroborate my claim. I’m just fairly sure most of them aren’t on derpibooru, though.
 
However, as I said earlier, everything is open to interpretation. All interpretations have a credence behind them. If they didn’t, there would be nothing to build off of, or explore.
 
I’m not pushing it without reason. Hell, I didn’t even think of it until Alice told me. It was immediately followed by us saying Sweetcream Scoops’s name in rather ridiculous voices.
 
But, either way, what you believe and what I believe is up to you and up to me, respectively. I am not here to influence others opinions, but to inform with some information, and to open eyes to an interpretation.
 
…Excessively prosaic style not intended.

@RegaloBrony  
… And it never occurred to you that she has a pile of bits behind her because she’s a) pretty and b) she’s been doing this all day so far and c) she’s charging 1 bit a kiss?  
Seriously, that’s not ‘more and more hints’ to anything more than the existence of a lot of ponies willing to pay for a kiss either out of loneliness or just the spirit of good fun.
 
And lets address your claims that she’s a canon hooker. Two problems:  

@RegaloBrony  
Ah well, I’ll get over it.  
I know I will.
 
And any opportunity to crack a joke at DT’s expense.

@Star Cavalcade
 
…I wish I could. However, I am fairly sure he would never be able to get away with that. Either of those.
 
…That last bit seems kind of like a low blow, though, doesn’t it?