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…when the pony woke up, her hair was missing, and the stylist was never heard from again!  
WAHAHA!
 
Anyway, that’s how I lost my cosmetology license.

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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

“…Vhen the pony woke up, her hair vas missing, and ze stylist vaz never heard from again!”  
“BWAHOHOHOHOHO!”  
“Anyway, zat’s how I lost my beautifying license - ! Opal; no! It’s filthy in zere! Cats…” Rummage “Now, most hair follicles couldn’t vithstand zis concentration of shampoo, but your hair - !”  
[Hair falls off]  
“What’s that smell?”  
“Ze smell of progress, Princess.”  
*[Opens cabinet, revealing Blueblood’s head and spare Princess hair]  
“Kiss me.”  
“Later - Vere vas I - ah, here ve go! Come on, come on, come on… HAHAHAHA - GAHAHAHAHA - MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”  
[Princess Hair is put on Cadance’s head]  
“Oh, zat looks good.”  
“Should I be awake for this?”  
“No, but since you are, could you just move your - UGH - HORN!”  
“OW!”  
“Don’t be such a baby, horns grow back.” Whispers to Opal “No-zey-don’t.”  
[Cadance’s hair is patched up in a botched do-job reminiscent of failed SSJ3 Cosplayers]  
“So what happens now?”  
[Brohoof Happens]  
“Now?”  
[Evil look]  
“…Let’s go practice cosmetics.”
Background Pony #0372
“And zen zhe vas chosen by Photo Finizh…!”  
both laughs then silence around the room for a moment  
“Zat’s how I lost my way to fashion stardom.”