Background Pony #7EE7
Dragon Dragoon: HEHE! I already like the cut of that fur bag’s jib!
Deputy Mare: Don’t encourage him!
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Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 39
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 38
LordFlareon 
Fire Realm Guardian: (dodges just in time) TRY THAT AGAIN AND I’LL BURN OFF EVERY HAIR ON THAT OVERSIZED HEAD OF YOURS!!!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 37
Background Pony #7EE7
Professor: (Blows emergency fire extinguisher at Flareon)
And you’re not as hot and spicy as you think you are!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 36
LordFlareon
Professor: Are you an expert on neuropsychology? No??Yeah, didn’t think so!
Fire Realm Guardian: Don’t mind him, your Spikeness. He’s really not as smart as he says he is!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 35
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 34
Background Pony #7EE7
Deputy Mare: He sounds NOTHING like me….
I think he’s more akin to the Professor’s obnoxious personality…
Professor: HEY!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 33
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 32
Background Pony #7EE7
Professor: EXACTLY!! He’s been interacting within’ our kind before you all were even a raw egg yolk in your mother’s cavern!!!
Dragon Dragoon: (GROANS ANGRILY)
Deputy Mare: Yeah yeah yeah, grunt it up, d-bags…
Professor: Want Tumble to blow and cool that burn away??
Dragon Dragoon: SHUT YER GULPER or I’ll fleck ya off onto the closest rock face!!
Deputy Mare: Meh, weak bluff, ya black-and-tan poser…
Blaize: Are you sure, your Spikeness? We don’t know anything about ponies.
Spike: Well, I do, Blaize.
Professor: EXACTLY!! He’s been interacting within’ our kind before you all were even a raw egg yolk in your mother’s cavern!!!
Dragon Dragoon: (GROANS ANGRILY)
Deputy Mare: Yeah yeah yeah, grunt it up, d-bags…
Fountain: Blaize got burned! Ooh! [chuckles]
[Blaize growls]
Professor: Want Tumble to blow and cool that burn away??
Dragon Dragoon: SHUT YER GULPER or I’ll fleck ya off onto the closest rock face!!
Deputy Mare: Meh, weak bluff, ya black-and-tan poser…
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 31
Background Pony #7EE7
Spike: Come inside. I have a lot to tell you ponies.
Deputy Mare: As you wish, Your Lordship…
I would highly recommend you make this house visit brief though…every second that passes gives Opaline a hoof step closer to nationwide domination…
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 30
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 29
Background Pony #7EE7
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 28
LordFlareon
Hitch Trailblazer: She wants to steal all the magic for herself.Zipp Storm: Which is why she’s also draining your dragon shimmer.Sunny Starscout: We know that she’s been trying to take over Equestria since the days of—Zipp Storm: Twilight Sparkle! She protected our lands somehow, keeping her out all this time!Spike: [gasps] Twi?!Professor: YEAH, that Twilight!! You remember her, right??! The unicorn legend who raised you when you were an egg after the Day of the Rainboom??!!! THAT Twilight Sparkle!!
I think he knows who Twilight is, Professor!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 27
Background Pony #7EE7
Hitch Trailblazer: She wants to steal all the magic for herself.
Zipp Storm: Which is why she’s also draining your dragon shimmer.
Sunny Starscout: We know that she’s been trying to take over Equestria since the days of—
Zipp Storm: Twilight Sparkle! She protected our lands somehow, keeping her out all this time!
Spike: [gasps] Twi?!
Professor: YEAH, that Twilight!! You remember her, right??! The unicorn legend who raised you when you were an egg after the Day of the Rainboom??!!! THAT Twilight Sparkle!!
Sunny Starscout: But the spell has broken down, and now, Opaline is back. We just want to stop her and keep our magic.
Professor: You have to help finish where your old Princess pony pal had left off! She was only able to suppress Opaline for so long, but now—the seeds she planted had led us to you, and right now—you’re our only hope of saving your kin—AND our forsaken planet!!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 26
Background Pony #7EE7
Sparky Sparkeroni: [gurgles and snuggles with Spike]
Spike: So this is why you came to find us?
Professor: WELL, that’s PART of the reason….
Zipp Storm: …We came because you’re in danger. Two dragons have already been captured by an evil Alicorn.
Spike: Evil Alicorn?
Zipp Storm: Yes. Equestria is in danger as well. She’s trying to take over, and she’s gaining power!
Deputy Mare: We HAVE to form an immediate yet intricate rescue operation plan if we are to save your kin from being turned into her lethal assets of annihilation!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 25
Background Pony #7EE7
Tumble: Your Spikeness, they have a hatchling!
Professor: I would ask if he is your son, but—considering how much your mind has aged…I doubt you could remember anything unless we could prove it with a paternity test…
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 24
Background Pony #7EE7
Hitch Trailblazer: I know how that is. I can’t remember anything when I wake up. It’s a miracle I can remember to put my badge on in the morning.
Deputy Mare: You can’t even remember when it’s time to eat breakfast, ya ol’ nag!
Blaize: You’re not wearing a badge.
Hitch Trailblazer: Huh?
[Sparky Sparkeroni laughs as he reappears with a sheriff’s badge]
[Hitch Trailblazer laughs nervously]
Foster Twins: HEEEHEEHEEHEEEHEE!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 23
Background Pony #7EE7
Dragon Dragoon: What the fleck is a Fly-Watch?? Is that a type of fairy sprite??
Sunny Starscout: I just want you to know that I am a big fan! When I was a foal, my father told me stories of you! Of the legends of Equestria’s past!
Professor: My old man told me you once tried to court with the Element of Generosity!! Did you manage to—you know—raise some interesting heirs??
Spike: Legend, huh? I don’t know about that. Seriously, I don’t know about that. My memory is a little foggy after all these centuries of magical hibernation.
Deputy Mare: YEP, time can be a ol’ cruel mistress when it come to bogglin’ the mind. Happened to my great-grandpappy as well, but for you—I bet it was probably 1000 times as worse for you!
Spike: What moon is this?
Professor: Let’s see….ummmm…oh shoot, my Fly-Watch ran outta juice!!
Dragon Dragoon: What the fleck is a Fly-Watch?? Is that a type of fairy sprite??
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 22
Background Pony #7EE7
Spike: It would be weird if you called me Fred or something! Because that’s not my name!
[Spike guffaws at his own joke]
Professor: YEP, cringeworthy wry sense of insolent humour….just like how my old man described you!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 21
Background Pony #7EE7
Dragon Dragoon: Show some fleckin’ respect—!
Sunny Starscout: We are honored to meet such a legend as THE Spike!
I-Is it okay if I call you Spike?
Deputy Mare: Why? Just because you know him very well from books, doesn’t mean he knows you personally!
Dragon Dragoon: Show some fleckin’ respect—!
Professor: Easy there, it’s all right! We know about the message that your former princess companion had sent before the Great Split! I assume you already know why we are here…
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 20
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 19
Background Pony #DA1A
Spikey-Wikey! Sweet Celestia, it’s been thousands of moons since we last met each other. If Rarity were here right now, she would’ve been excited to see you.
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 18
Background Pony #7EE7
Blaize: Ponies from Equestria, behold our exalted leader of dragons… Dragon Lord Spike!
[Spike yawns]
Sunny Starscout: Spike?!
Spike: [yawns and burps dragon fire]
Whoa! Heh. Excuse my breath. Just woke up.
Professor: Well well well! If it ain’t the former ambassador of Friendship! It’s good to see you in your mature legendary form after so many years, Your Lordship…
I have—SO many questions to ask about what had happened to you during the Great Split, but—I am afraid we need to make this meeting quick…
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 17
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 16
Background Pony #7EE7
Sunny Starscout: Hmmm… He looks familiar. Right?
Deputy Mare: Didn’t you say he used to be important cohort of the princess?
Filly Twin: He’s like a bigger version of our plushie back home!
Roleplaying » MYMC06E01: The Isle of Scaly Reaction Script (Ei) - Meeting up with the Dragon Lord » Post 15
Background Pony #7EE7
Zipp Storm: It’s probably a good time to bow.
Professor: (Bows down) Maybe for the unacquainted….
(Looking up) But….knowing about him already…well…
(Standing up) Formalities are not necessarily required from those related to old long-lost friends….right?
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