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LordFlareon
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).


Sunny Starscout:
I just can’t believe Misty would do that to us. We’re her friends.
Inspector Mare:
I always speculate from the get-go, but I just brushed it off as socially-shy nervous jitters….I just never knew now much of an extent she would conspire with such a devious criminal like her….
Deputy Mare:
And yet I still wonder why the Sheriff ever hired an inspector like you, sister…
Zipp Storm:
She’s not our friend, Sunny! She was just pretending!
I knew it! I should have just followed my instincts!
Pipp Petals:
She fooled us all.
Fire Realm Guardian: EUGH! This is unbelievable! We’ve been nothing but nice to Misty and she chose to side with those monsters?! What kind of sick logic is that?!

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Background Pony #AED2
Sunny Starscout: No! It can’t be true!
Pipp Petals: She’s lying! Right, Misty?
Zipp Storm: No… She’s been helping her this whole time. Haven’t you?!
Deputy Mare:
HEHEHEHHAHAHAAHA! YOU ponies are ignorant morons for not believing us! You all just gawk at me for being the irrational crazy policemare who belongs in the insane asylum! And yet HERE we are now, trapped together in this Tartaric insanity of a nightmarish hail scape!
College Activist: (SNIFF)—–this is all a bad dream, right? I’ll wake up pretty soon!
(Rocks back and forth repeatedly)
(To Deputy Mare)
Even if they did believe you, it still wouldn’t be enough for you, would it?? Nothing these ponies do is ever good enough for you! It’s almost like you want everypony to hate you!
Deputy Mare:
WHAT I WANT is ponies like you to respect all the hard work I done to keep scum like her and our overpowering captor out of the public domain! And what do I get in return?! A laughing stock label stapled on my back, that’s what! If it were me, we would’ve discovered this hideout sooner without Misty’s “help”, and destroy her ring leading boss and this cursed castle, one room at a time!
Scenario: Arguments among the amateur sleuths, the Mane Five and the Reactionary Six about who is blame for their own capture by Opaline Arcana. All of these groups are each trapped in their separate bubbles
You want to know why they don’t respect you, Deputy?? Because you never show respect for them! It’s all just about order and discipline with you! If you showed even an iota of tact towards your citizens, then maybe they would listen to you more!

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Background Pony #B33F
@LordFlareon
(She’s only doing her job to protect her town from disaster. Sometimes, you gotta be a ponut-hole if you want to make things right)

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LordFlareon
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

(In all seriousness, I really hope you have something better planned for Deputy Mare. Because role-playing aside, I can’t stand her. And I have no idea how she can be such a jerk and get away with it.)

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Background Pony #B33F
@Background Pony #70AB
Butler: (Bucks her hard on the upside of her convulsing head)
DEAR CELESTIA! CEASE THIS INSANITY AT ONCE! I had it with one young mare losing her marbles! Our company is not in the mood of another loon!

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Background Pony #B33F

Sunny Starscout:
I just can’t believe Misty would do that to us. We’re her friends.
Inspector Mare:
I always speculate from the get-go, but I just brushed it off as socially-shy nervous jitters….I just never knew now much of an extent she would conspire with such a devious criminal like her….
Deputy Mare:
And yet I still wonder why the Sheriff ever hired an inspector like you, sister…
Zipp Storm:
She’s not our friend, Sunny! She was just pretending!
I knew it! I should have just followed my instincts!
Pipp Petals:
She fooled us all.
Inspector Mare:
Don’t blame this on yourself, Detective! You did all she could to find that alicorn with the limited resources she had!
Deputy Mare:
THERE you go again, always defending somepony, no matter how much of a buck-up they are at their job! Perhaps if you were a little less lenient in your interrogation and followed your instincts, you would’ve threw Misty’s flank in the Zephyr Heights dungeon for damaging private property from the Royal library!
Then we would’ve not get caught up in Misty’s trap, and actually take down the suspect before she reaches her final stage of whatever horrid plan she has for us…

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Background Pony #70AB
@Background Pony #B33F
Me: Well, what if she IS brainwashed?! YOU THINK A POOR PONY LIKE THAT COULD HAVE DONE IT ON HER OWN?! OR COULD SHE HAD HAVE SOMEONE FORCE HER?! (Heavy breathing)
Izzy: Wonder! Calm down! We don’t need another outburst.
(Wonder calms down.)

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Background Pony #B33F

Deputy Mare:
Give it up, Miss Moonbow! You heard what the cracked cobhead said! It’s nearly impossible to penetrate through that shield without alicorn magic!
Foster Colt:
At LEAST Miss Moonbow is trying something!
Foster Filly:
We gotta save Misty from that evil tall mare! I think she’s been brainwashed into doing something bad! If we could snap out of her—
Deputy Mare:
THERE IS NO BRAINWASHED PONY! Misty has ALWAYS been scheming behind our backs this WHOLE time!
Think about it, everypony! The ripped pages on the alicorn book, the scribbled black outs on the pages, the way Misty fibbed during the missing lantern incident––!! Those were ALL attempts to hie evidence of her involvement with our prime suspect!

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Background Pony #70AB
@Background Pony #B33F
Me: (Ear go back, then mumbles.) You too, I see.
Zipp: (Looks back at me.) What was that?
Me: Nothing!
Zipp goes over to Izzy moonbow.
Izzy: What’s wrong with WonderWolfia?
Zipp: I don’t know, but she’s acting really weird.

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