The Sports Thread

AaronMk
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Sky funeral
@AaronMk
American Football: make the clock stop after every play, and keep it stopped until the next snap.
The average NFL game has 11 minutes of live-ball action spread across 3 hours. Requiring a full 60 minutes of live-ball action would make the game 16 or 17 hours long. You’d have to do it like a two-day cricket match: one day for each half, lunch breaks after the first and third quarter. And God help you if you need overtime.
Reminds me of an episode during the Hundred Years War known as the Battle of the Thirty, which was an organized battle between two feuding nobles aligned with the French and English court respectively. To settle a dispute they agreed to an organized battle at a pre-selected location with set rules and only a limited number of knights (like, 15 on each side).
It was so well organized in its limited scale that it turned into a local spectator event and people from all the villages in the area came to the one oak tree set as the location of the battle and it became a Knights Tale tier spectator blood sport in its corner of North Western France.
It lasted all day, with an hour long lunch and general cleaning of the contestants because you know they are totally pissing and shitting themselves in that armor
AaronMk
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I know it’s early so they still have an entire season to just Fucking Throw It but I do like how well the Lions are doing. Will they burn Detroit down?
igotnopicks
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Let’s take a look at the Cardinals and the Cowboys.
And the Cowboys lost to the Cardinals. As a Niner fan I love it. As a football fan I love it. The Cardinals should be tanking but here they beating the Cowboys. The Cowboys a superbowl calibur team that is suppose to be on fire and well they suck as much as the rest of the NFC East. And everyone is laughing at the Cowboys.
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How do you know so many CBS stations don’t want Broncos-Bears?
Here’s the coverage map from 506 Sports that hit Wednesday (yellow is Broncos-Bears):
Here it is now:
igotnopicks
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The Arizona Cardinals good news they beat the Cowboys. Bad news they had to play against the 49ers after the Cowboys.
Where the Cowboys failed to do anything. The 49ers just out muscled the Cardinals for 4 quarters.
igotnopicks
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Mahomes played like Zac Wilson for 4 quarters.
Zac Wilson played almost Mahomes li… And the fumble happened. That’s the Zac Wilson that I know.
igotnopicks
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The Steelers are a dumpster fire about to crack. Kenny Pickett is hurt. Matt Canada says his offenses are not built for comebacks (He is the worst OC in the league) and last but not least Mike Tomlin might have his first losing season.
AaronMk
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Sky funeral
Remember the Toy Story broadcast.
I’m beginning to think the London game should just be broadcasted normally not like this.
The world’s strongest AI run by one of the most well funded animation studios vs some dudes running a ball around a field
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